Wicker Girl

Manolo says, ayyyy, she’s going to have ottomans!

33 Responses to “Wicker Girl”

  1. jennhi December 18, 2005 at 12:12 pm #

    That outfit screams “Too Much Information”.

  2. Gigolo Kitty December 18, 2005 at 12:48 pm #

    Manolo, you are too harsh. She is obviously out peddling fish from those baskets and decided clothes were too much of a bother.

  3. Brian's babymomma December 18, 2005 at 1:37 pm #

    Come now, the Manolo would surely take a seat if offered.

  4. desertwind December 18, 2005 at 2:06 pm #

    Skol!

  5. Anonymous December 18, 2005 at 4:17 pm #

    is that just a shadow on the second picture, or does she have really bad cellulite?!?!

  6. distressedjeans December 18, 2005 at 4:54 pm #

    Perfect for the beach! I see this as very popular in the upcoming year. Comfortable as well as highly flattering!

  7. Norma Desmond December 18, 2005 at 5:31 pm #

    There is absolutely nothing to recommend this get-up. It is not beautiful, it is not functional, it is not comfortable, it is not even amusingly whimsical. It is just dumb.

  8. tioedong December 18, 2005 at 7:16 pm #

    Is she expecting a boy or a girl?

  9. Kim December 18, 2005 at 7:20 pm #

    I had no idea that they’d successfully cloned humans and furniture. The market is potentially infinite. I want in.

  10. Daisy December 18, 2005 at 7:47 pm #

    It’s the Wicker Witch of the Dress!

  11. wichitagirl December 18, 2005 at 8:19 pm #

    Look at how sad she looks to be associated with this wicker dress-thing. Just be glad you don’t make your living like that.

  12. gidget bananas December 18, 2005 at 8:26 pm #

    How efficient! The maternity garment and the cradle, all in one!

  13. The Baron, aghast, December 18, 2005 at 9:29 pm #

    She doesn’t even look happy to be wearing it, and she’s being *paid* to.

  14. AskMom December 19, 2005 at 2:12 am #

    Certainly the friends of the Manolo, they can see that the girl is simply waiting for Santa to bring the puppy. She has become too excited, that is all, and has entangled herself in the puppy’s bed. AskMom does wonder though, why they took pictures, instead of helping the poor child.

  15. shiloh December 19, 2005 at 5:40 am #

    ayyyy Manolo, the caption and picture! truly you are superfantastic and super spot on. now please excuse me as I clean the coffee spray from my keyboard and screen.

  16. M December 19, 2005 at 9:37 am #

    Daisy Says: It’s the Wicker Witch of the Dress!

    Brilliant! My keyboard is now covered in Starbuck’s Christmas blend!

    M

  17. Diva Leigh December 19, 2005 at 10:27 am #

    Good Lord! Will someone PLEASE feed that child!

  18. Sami December 19, 2005 at 10:32 am #

    Cellulite? I was thinking I saw ribs! Please, kiddo, eat!

  19. TheJen December 19, 2005 at 11:40 am #

    The poor dear. I feel truly sorry for her.

  20. catrandom December 19, 2005 at 12:01 pm #

    “Hi, mom! Hi, dad! This is what I dropped out of high school for!” Poor girl; her expression in the second pic is that of someone who really, truly feels like an idiot.

  21. The Scarlett December 19, 2005 at 1:35 pm #

    So this is what Kat(i)e Holmes is wearing so that she has the pregnant belly.

  22. Sarah December 19, 2005 at 2:01 pm #

    Look at her arms . . . someone please feed this girl.

  23. LizaBet December 19, 2005 at 5:31 pm #

    Maternity wear by Pier One.

  24. mocha soul December 19, 2005 at 11:13 pm #

    one question: Why?

  25. Zarba December 20, 2005 at 11:14 am #

    “A model presents a creation by designer Anna Modig of Sweden from the Beckmans College of Design Nybrogatan during the 2005 International Young Fashion Designers Competition in Paris December 15, 2005.”

    This Modig person should not persue the career in fashion.

  26. La BellaDonna December 20, 2005 at 11:48 am #

    La BellaDonna, she salutes the Daisy and the “Wicker Witch of the Dress” with the Diet Coke all over the keyboard.

    Even if the same fate awaits the Wicker Girl that waits for the Wicker Man*, it is not as bad as being photographed in this creation.

    *Hint: It’ll be a Hot Time in the Old Gown Tonight.

  27. Lori December 20, 2005 at 2:28 pm #

    A-tisket, a-tasket
    I wear a wicker basket
    I was counseled not to by my mommy
    But last night I forgot it

    I forgot it, forgot it
    Yes last night I forgot it
    The fashion trolls they offered cash
    And put it in my pocket

    Now I’m truckin’ on down the runway
    Ain’t noplace to hide my face
    Photogs snap, snap, snappin’ all around
    Can’t help that I wear a frown

    I wear it, I wear it,
    This little wicker basket
    And if I don’t change out of it
    I think that I will die.

  28. Esther December 20, 2005 at 5:36 pm #

    lol @ the Lori!

    I think the “designer” needs to be beaten with that wicker monstrosity.

  29. pbird December 21, 2005 at 1:00 am #

    What a self-indulgent little stinker this designer is. I am sorry for the model too.

  30. Ryno December 22, 2005 at 6:55 pm #

    Good Lord. I turn my back for a week and this is what I miss: a naked girl packed into a picnic basket. Will wonders never cease.

  31. Linda January 2, 2006 at 3:05 pm #

    “Honey, does this basket make me look fat?”

  32. laura June 26, 2006 at 2:47 pm #

    come on it’s funny and good. show you got a sense og humour.

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