Wicker Girl

Manolo says, ayyyy, she’s going to have ottomans!








33 Responses to “Wicker Girl”




  1. jennhi Says:

    That outfit screams “Too Much Information”.




  2. Gigolo Kitty Says:

    Manolo, you are too harsh. She is obviously out peddling fish from those baskets and decided clothes were too much of a bother.




  3. Brian's babymomma Says:

    Come now, the Manolo would surely take a seat if offered.




  4. desertwind Says:

    Skol!




  5. Anonymous Says:

    is that just a shadow on the second picture, or does she have really bad cellulite?!?!




  6. distressedjeans Says:

    Perfect for the beach! I see this as very popular in the upcoming year. Comfortable as well as highly flattering!




  7. Norma Desmond Says:

    There is absolutely nothing to recommend this get-up. It is not beautiful, it is not functional, it is not comfortable, it is not even amusingly whimsical. It is just dumb.




  8. tioedong Says:

    Is she expecting a boy or a girl?




  9. Kim Says:

    I had no idea that they’d successfully cloned humans and furniture. The market is potentially infinite. I want in.




  10. Daisy Says:

    It’s the Wicker Witch of the Dress!




  11. wichitagirl Says:

    Look at how sad she looks to be associated with this wicker dress-thing. Just be glad you don’t make your living like that.




  12. gidget bananas Says:

    How efficient! The maternity garment and the cradle, all in one!




  13. The Baron, aghast, Says:

    She doesn’t even look happy to be wearing it, and she’s being *paid* to.




  14. AskMom Says:

    Certainly the friends of the Manolo, they can see that the girl is simply waiting for Santa to bring the puppy. She has become too excited, that is all, and has entangled herself in the puppy’s bed. AskMom does wonder though, why they took pictures, instead of helping the poor child.




  15. shiloh Says:

    ayyyy Manolo, the caption and picture! truly you are superfantastic and super spot on. now please excuse me as I clean the coffee spray from my keyboard and screen.




  16. M Says:

    Daisy Says: It’s the Wicker Witch of the Dress!

    Brilliant! My keyboard is now covered in Starbuck’s Christmas blend!

    M




  17. Diva Leigh Says:

    Good Lord! Will someone PLEASE feed that child!




  18. Sami Says:

    Cellulite? I was thinking I saw ribs! Please, kiddo, eat!




  19. TheJen Says:

    The poor dear. I feel truly sorry for her.




  20. catrandom Says:

    “Hi, mom! Hi, dad! This is what I dropped out of high school for!” Poor girl; her expression in the second pic is that of someone who really, truly feels like an idiot.




  21. The Scarlett Says:

    So this is what Kat(i)e Holmes is wearing so that she has the pregnant belly.




  22. Sarah Says:

    Look at her arms . . . someone please feed this girl.




  23. LizaBet Says:

    Maternity wear by Pier One.




  24. mocha soul Says:

    one question: Why?




  25. Zarba Says:

    “A model presents a creation by designer Anna Modig of Sweden from the Beckmans College of Design Nybrogatan during the 2005 International Young Fashion Designers Competition in Paris December 15, 2005.”

    This Modig person should not persue the career in fashion.




  26. La BellaDonna Says:

    La BellaDonna, she salutes the Daisy and the “Wicker Witch of the Dress” with the Diet Coke all over the keyboard.

    Even if the same fate awaits the Wicker Girl that waits for the Wicker Man*, it is not as bad as being photographed in this creation.

    *Hint: It’ll be a Hot Time in the Old Gown Tonight.




  27. Lori Says:

    A-tisket, a-tasket
    I wear a wicker basket
    I was counseled not to by my mommy
    But last night I forgot it

    I forgot it, forgot it
    Yes last night I forgot it
    The fashion trolls they offered cash
    And put it in my pocket

    Now I’m truckin’ on down the runway
    Ain’t noplace to hide my face
    Photogs snap, snap, snappin’ all around
    Can’t help that I wear a frown

    I wear it, I wear it,
    This little wicker basket
    And if I don’t change out of it
    I think that I will die.




  28. Esther Says:

    lol @ the Lori!

    I think the “designer” needs to be beaten with that wicker monstrosity.




  29. pbird Says:

    What a self-indulgent little stinker this designer is. I am sorry for the model too.




  30. Ryno Says:

    Good Lord. I turn my back for a week and this is what I miss: a naked girl packed into a picnic basket. Will wonders never cease.




  31. The Urban Grind » Blog Archive » Wearable Lawn Furniture Says:

    […] log Quiz - What’s You Inner Animal? Wearable Lawn Furniture Via The Manolo  Would any of you ever wear something like this?  And if so, for what […]




  32. Linda Says:

    “Honey, does this basket make me look fat?”




  33. laura Says:

    come on it’s funny and good. show you got a sense og humour.




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