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January 6th, 2006 at 1:47 am
Manolo, I’ve figured out one of the secrets of the Evil One!!: he must have been in a car accident or some other physical trauma and those bizarre high collars are really… a NECKBRACE! This picture confirms it. Look at it quickly without realizing it is the Evil One. A guy in a neckbrace, that’s what you see. Now, the next thing to find out is… what happened to him? I, personally, think he and the Funky Little Fashion Troll got into it. The Evil One now wears a neck brace from having those big tufts on either side of his forehead pulled sharply, and the Funky Little Fashion Troll has been wearing his odd head gear and possible extensions to disguise bare tuftlets on either side of his ears. I defy you to come up with a more plausible explanation.
January 6th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
AskMom agrees with Ellizam that the crucial thing to be noticed here is the neckbrace. I believe the evil one’s head is being kept alive by a bionic body, and the collar is a disguise and support for the seam between head and machine. Consider also the gloves he wears constantly……. necessary to hide the plastic “hands.” But whatever the explanation for the high collar may be, surely we can all agree it is creepy and bizarre.
January 6th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Bionic body? That ties in with my theory that he is an animated refrigerated corpse. The metallic ties and chains are the external parts of his temperature regulation system and include micro control switches. Why is it that the animated corpses get the babes, anyway? He looks even worse than me.
January 6th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Do you remember the part in “Men in Black”, when the body of Gentle Rosenburg, Arquillian jeweller, cracks open in the morgue to reveal the tiny alien working the controls? I’m thinking this may have some basis in fact, the more photos I see of the Evil One…
January 6th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Not to worry. At the rate she’s going, the Lohan will look exactly like the Lagerfeld in forty years.
January 7th, 2006 at 11:43 am
He’s lost so much weight from his neck that he needs the neckbrace on to hold up his big head..ha ha!
January 7th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
fuorty years! I dont give her nearly that long!