Project Runway 2, Week 6
Manolo says, the Manolo he calls this episode the “Ice Capades Costume of Dread”, in which our young designers they come up with the unattractive, spangly garb for the spunky little skater.
Ugh.
Yes, now that the Manolo he thinks about it, he supposes that someone must design the skating costume, that they do not pop organically from the forehead of Brian Boitano. But the question it is who? The Manolo he had always assumed that it was the overbearing ice-skating stage mother who did this. (Yes, the Manolo he knows all about the Vera Wang, but still the point it holds.)
So, everyday one learns something new. Today, it is that the ice skating costumes they are actually “designed”.
With this in mind, it is clear to the Manolo that this challenge it was specifically constructed to make everyone involved look like the fools. Trust the Manolo it succeeded, succeeded to the point that even the joyously evil Santino was reduced to the sputtering, despondent impotence.
As for the costumes produced by this competition they were uniformly, irredeemably awful.
The delightful Daniel V’s it looked like the cheap lingerie; the Andae’s like it was pulled from the laundry basket of the Grace Jones; the Kara’s faux flapper, whatever, meh; the Chloe like the wild shimmy-shammy artificial Charlie Brown Christmas tree; the Nick’s costume was the lopsided wonder; the Santino’s, in the front it was all Stravinsky’s Le Sacre du Printemps, in the back it was Junk in the Trunk.
As for the winner and the loser, the Manolo he was sad to see the eternally befuddled Emmett go, not because he didn’t deserve to go, but because he was tossed over the board while wearing the hot pink shirt. Ayyyyyy, the ignominy!
Also, the Manolo he does not know what the Anne Slowey was smoking, but the Emmett’s costume it was not terribly vulgar, not given the stripper on ice standards of the modern ice skating.
The winner Zulema, deserved it because she worked the material in the beautiful and innovative manner. Unfortunately she cut the final product to down to the mons veneris, producing something the Manolo thinks of as the “Virgin Ice Ho”.
Ayyyyyy! The Manolo he wishes to now put this entire episode out of his mind. We shall not mention it again.
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Comments
Phyllis 19 years ago
I have to say, dear Manolo, that I mostly agree with you, although I think, aside from the color, Kara did the best overall. As a sewist with a bit of experience in this genre, I can say that no one really seemed to understand the technical requirements of this type of fashion, and each of these garments looks like they would fall apart as soon as a real skater takes to the ice. One jump and these rags are history. But on the design front I’m totally with you – and if you think *these* are bad – just check out what passes for fashion in competitive dance. A quick look at “Dancing with the Stars” will tell you ALL you need to know!
JayKay 19 years ago
I SO agree! I didn’t think anyone’s costumes were particularly special…It seemed that everyone forgot who they were designing for. What the HELL was the whole phoenix from the ashes thing? Or the dominatrix/boa combo? This is Sasha Cohen, for crying out loud! Or even the totally unflattering Swan Lake number…did no one else seem to care that the model’s (lack of) breasts were *barely* covered? And Anne was concerned with Emmett’s skirt being a little too short…c’mon. Really.
I guess Zulema’s was the lesser of all evils and therefore the winner, but I think this challenge can be considered a big flop. And the ending left me feeling like I want to boycott next week’s show…SANTINO!?!?! You lucky little whiny freak-fest….
Laura K 19 years ago
As a devoted fan, I have to admit that I was disappointed in this episode too. It showed such promise for hilarity – but dressing Emmett in the pink blouse was just mean-spirited. I don’t think we’ll see this challenge repeated in PR3.
desertwind 19 years ago
Maybe next year they can design something tasteful for the Rockettes.
Eric3000 19 years ago
This competition is the same as lingerie and swimwear in that you either get boring designs or hideous ones. Nothing good can come from this!
Yes, Emmett’s design was very boring but so were most of the others. The only designs that stood out were the one terrible design that could not possible be used for skating (Santino) and the one good design that did not look like a skating costume but, at the same time, was completely appropriate (Chloe). Chloe’s design was the best solution to the problem; it was simple, practical, pretty, and unusual (and I actually think it would look better on a shorter person than it looked on the model).
Zulema’s was not bad but the construction was very poor, it made the model look pregnant (which is quite an accomplishment), and it looked like many of the tacky outfits you actually see in competition, which I guess is why Sasha chose it.
Can Parson’s please get some working overlock machines? When I was in school the only problem we had with overlock machines was that they always had the wrong color thread in them (obviously something they were not concerned with last night).
Girl in a Whirl 19 years ago
I’m with Eric3000, I thought Chloe did the best. I loved Emmett! So sweet! Santino’s costume looked like a Rose Bowl float that hit a bird.
Sarah from Israel 19 years ago
The Sarah, she recently read an interesting article about an up-and-coming ice champion, which contained the following bit of the trivia:
The skaters, they have the buttocks and thighs of the muscularity, the legs of the athleticism necessary for propelling themselves high into the air. The seamstresses who design and create their costumes must make something in which the ice athlete can move easily and which will not slip around and expose too much or make the wedgie — and also create the illusion that the ice princess has dainty little legs of the stick.
Perhaps they should have used ballet dancers instead of models for this show.
Twistie 19 years ago
The Twistie agrees that the Chloe made the most flattering, interesting, innovative design of the competition. The Zulema’s outfit not only made the model look as if she were about to pop the non-existant boobie (tm Michael Kors), it’s also the same costume the Twistie saw on fourteen women at the Figure Skating Nationals on television in various colors. The Zulema’s creation, she was dull yet slutty.
As for the Santino…would that the Twistie had gotten there in time to tape the fabulous mouth of the fabulous Tim Gunn shut before he gave the Santino the advice to no longer attack the judges. One more runway blowout would have gotten the offensive Santino off the television screens of applauding millions.
Lorraine 19 years ago
I hate the Santino so much. I cannot believe that he survived the cut. Yes, Emmett’s costume was boring but it looked like something a skater would wear. (These are people who wear their tights over their skates, for heaven’s sake. Have you seen skate shoes? Not fashion forward). But Santino’s costume was hideous. It was so ugly that it made his lederhosen lingerie look pretty (not). Heidi said she was ready to give him the “auf weidersen”…why are the producers forcing us to endure more of that horrible, horrible man? I cannot bear it anymore.
Joyce 19 years ago
Perhaps it is time to dispense with the silly fashion conventions of figure skating costumes. Should the little skirts and ugly skate covers go the way of bustles, corsets, and other things we can’t tolerate any more?
Perhaps a truly skillful designer could create something functional, beautiful, and truly flattering. Really, isn’t it preposterous to try making powerful athletes look all dainty?
I recall in 1988, Debbie Thomas was criticized when she dispensed with the frou frou costume for an Olympics exhibition show. Many people complained that the musculature of her legs was too visible. Although I cannot defend her costume choice, the big muscles were not the problem! I was quite surprised to see that her grace sprang from an impressively strong–and beautiful!–body.
CK 19 years ago
Normally, I like Chloe, but I do not think this design worked. It was an interesting concept, but it was not designed for the client. Sasha Cohen was correct when she said that would not be flattering on her. I’m afraid that would have looked rather like a fluffy box on her and also (since this was a design with a function) would make it difficult for judges to see how her body was moving on the ice. In addition, while everyone else seems enamored of “Chloe Blue,” I am rather bored of it. Another color, please! No more blue!
As for Santino, he is terribly annoying, but I do believe he possesses more innate talent than the impeccibly turned-out but, frankly, rather dull and new-to-women’s-wear Emmett. Luckily, he possesses less talent than Nick, Daniel V., and Chloe (and perhaps Andrae), so perhaps he will go soon.
Nabushi 19 years ago
If I had to choose between safely boring and insultingly self-centered, I’d pick safely boring. In that showdown, Emmett deserved to stay. That he poked his head out onto the runway at the end and said, with a smile, “Was it the shirt?” – says a lot about him. He took it like an adult. About Santino – well, I hope keeping him on the show an episode longer just leads to a more massive, messier self-destructing design. Kaboom! Ha ha ha ha ha …
KB 19 years ago
Although I agree whole-heartedly that these costumes are awful, you cannot blame figure skaters themselves (I am one). You are probably going to end up seeing our butts in any dress designed, because you need to show elements of flexibility and to show your legs off. Also, many figure skaters I know (including myself) HATE the sparkliness and general badness of the dresses, but part of what we are judged on is our costumes. The judges are generally old-fashioned, and they want to see the dazzle dresses and glitter. So yes, they are awful, but people need to understand that it is part of the sport. Go Sasha!!
Sulee 19 years ago
Am so unabashedly Team Chloe and think this was another win she was robbed of. Her garment was much prettier and better constructed than Zulema’s, which would slip a nipple in a heartbeat — good luck with that on the ice, Sasha. White sparkly mesh on the belly might have been less whorish than the nude mesh. Re Santino – outfit looked like what Paris Hilton might wear to a Cherokee Whore Nightclub.
Virginia 19 years ago
As in the lingerie challenge, Santino clearly delivered the absolutely worst design–and stayed in because he’s colorful. At least Emmett’s design could conceivably sell to someone. Aaargh!
LizaBet 19 years ago
Why Santino keeps getting passes is beyond me. At least last night he realized his design was crap (midair collision between The Firebird and a 747) and his usefulness as a plot device is quickly (hopefully?!) nearing an end . . .
knittykitty 19 years ago
I liked Nick’s design best (not just because he’s my favorite!) but because it was flattering and seemed like something a skater could actually WEAR. Ditto to the posters who are over the trademark Chloe Blue. Enough already!
And come on, we all know why Santino is still there….he brings the drama and reality show folks (come on, this is a reality show) LOVE the drama. He won’t win, he pissed off Nina and Michael Kors enough to ensure that.
Dan 19 years ago
This episode proves to me beyond doubt that the producers have proclaimed Santino off-limits unless he — I don’t know — murder someone? How else could he survive the lingerie challenge and this one when his stuff was clearly the worst. Funny that exec producer Heidi talks tough and says “I’m ready to give Santino my auf wiedersehn.” Right, Heidi. Who makes better TV, Santino or Emmet?
VeddyVeddyBadAng 19 years ago
My gut reaction as soon as Nick’s came out was “CUTE! So cute.” He should have been the winner, considering that’s the main word you would use to describe a petite figure skater. Then Chloe’s came out, and I also said “CUTE!”. I was sure those were the two contenders, and was sorely disappointed when Nick was summarily dismissed from the runway.
From the previews, when the judges were describing an outfit as being “vulgar”, I thought they HAD to be talking about Zulema’s outfit, which seemed vulgar to me (nude boobie coverings notwithstanding). Imagine my shock when we find out that they were actually talking about Emmett’s costume. Poor guy, to be sent home in that horrible pink shirt – which backs up my previous assertion that they only put him on there to have a little fun at the expense of a menswear designer.
violet 19 years ago
I agree–I can’t believe Santino is still in, and that Emmett is out. I’m still mourning the loss of Diana. (though I didn’t think that she would get to fashion week, I just enjoyed her presence.)
Lizzie 19 years ago
I am glad I’m not the only one who really liked Nick’s design. He has quickly become my frontrunner, although Daniel V. is up there, too. I have to say I am so so disappointed in Santino. During the first couple of episodes I thought he was a sure winner. Then I thought he was this season’s Austin Scarlett. But he is no Austin Scarlett (how I miss that gentle boy), he is just bad attitude and bad hair and bad designs masquerading as “directional” or “conceptual” because of the insane amounts of embellishments. It’s like an overwhelming sauce on a bad piece of meat!
Santino needs to go.
Robyn 19 years ago
Emmett vs. Santino? The judges hate boring and bland more than over the top and snotty. Goodnight, Bland Hat Guy. I was pulling for you.
Did darling Daniel use his Chocolate Brown Spandex he bought by mistake for Nicky Hilton for his skating costume and just spend $150 on rhinestones?
ushie 19 years ago
Gah! The only reason Santino can POSSIBLY be still on is that he’s a font of drama-queenism! Emmett’s was a costume I could actually see a skater in. Zulema’s–one false jump and everything’s out in the open…!
Parsons Student Editor-at-Large 19 years ago
Project Runway has become such a bore so very quickly. Firstly, the judges are all so wrong. Who really cares about designers like Michael Kors or magezines like ELLE. As a young student of fashion we are more concerned with the wave of designers that speak to our generation As Four we love, Zac Posen we adore, Mal Sirrah we worship, Proenza Schouler we cherrish, and Catherine Malandrino we desire. We read mags like Nylon, America and Dutch. We don’t care about ELLE. Perhaps if they got rid of some of those silly judges the show might actually be interesting especially to the generation of the future.
Dasha 19 years ago
God, 2 words: Alexei Urmanov. Oh hell, all of the Russian/Soviet Figure skating teams in the years between 1980 and 1995!
“Perhaps they should have used ballet dancers instead of models for this show. ”
Ballet dancers aren’t built like figure skaters. We’re much more in equilibrium in legs and body shape in general. I hated those stupid poses they tried to pull behind the screen (that came out as a silhouette).
Everyone SO knew Santino was not going to get kicked out. He’s just that guy that you love to hate. And for the record, while I didn’t love Santino’s outfit, it could have SO been used for a production of Stravinsky’s “Firebird,” NOT “Rite of Spring!” I did see where he got that poofy thing from b/c if you can imagine her spiraling (technical term for one leg in air, gliding across ice), it would be like a fire.
How could no one realise that she has big thighs that needs to be covered up? I usually love Chloe but that dress looked like it could have been on the sale rack @ Forever 21.
And I hate Sasha Cohen. Michelle Kwan fo’ lyfe b!tches!
ker 19 years ago
you’re exactly right we need santino because we love to hate… everything!
kara’s skating outfit was the best… i can imagine her outfit on ice it would rock
so much techniques and detailed..
this is sasha cohen- preppy abercrombie skater.. what the hell did you expect
i thought the exactly same thing when michael kors mentioned santino’s figure skater dress was somewhat festive thanksgiving theme
it was basically skating turkey dress.. really…
mikki 19 years ago
I hate sasha cohen too