Note that his gloves now cover his entire hands. And norw he is beginning to cover his calves as well. I guess eventually his entire body will be encased and he will finally appear as… Darth Vader? Sorry, I’m not a big Star Wars fan, but this is getting more than a little wierd.
The desertwind was caught today doing “the poor man’s facelife” in the bathroom mirror. Now she understands the function of the Lagerfeld collar! Soon, to be effective, it will have to encase his entire head!
He’s definitely in touch with his inner eighties rock star. He seems pretty vain, but he’s obviously having so much fun, you have to give him points for joie de vivre.
Ryno and Deserwind are both right… being a Star Wars fan, I can definitely tell you that Lagerfeld is training to become the next Sith Lord. Soon we shal see him in full armour of Ugg boots, gloves and headgear in the shape of a giant collar with only holes for the eyes, made indestructible by the gigantic amounts of starch used to keep it upright…
Heeeheeheeee, Darth in bedroom slippers!
Very silly. Very four-year-old-girl.
Whatever effect he was attempting with the rest of that outfit, it is cancelled out by the squishy footgear.
Girls, we must not stop here. We must spread the word that dressing like this is horrifying, beyond unacceptable. This was NOT something I wanted to see before my morning’s tea.
Maybe he had an ankle injury and needs the support of THE UGG? Or maybe just maybe he is trying the famous chubby girl optical illusion: FAT BOOT….SKINNY LEGS!
Comments
willowgerl 19 years ago
And he does Carmina Burana references, too!
I. LOVE. You.
Ryno 19 years ago
Note that his gloves now cover his entire hands. And norw he is beginning to cover his calves as well. I guess eventually his entire body will be encased and he will finally appear as… Darth Vader? Sorry, I’m not a big Star Wars fan, but this is getting more than a little wierd.
Never teh Bride 19 years ago
What the heck is he wearing…button-fly leggings? I wish he’d go back to being fat.
Zsa 19 years ago
Even the skinny Lagerfeld has kegs for calves in Uggs! I think the bridal Uggs on the female model belong in the ‘gallery of the horrors’
Texasexile 19 years ago
More horror than I previously thought possible. A true sign of the Apocalypse.
Cat 19 years ago
1. The title of this post made me howl with laughter.
2. The Lagerfeld seriously creeps me out.
desertwind 19 years ago
The desertwind was caught today doing “the poor man’s facelife” in the bathroom mirror. Now she understands the function of the Lagerfeld collar! Soon, to be effective, it will have to encase his entire head!
Ah, Time, cruel mistress.
desertwind 19 years ago
that is — “facelift”…
Lagerfeld and “life” is a irreversable dichotomy.
BeckyJ 19 years ago
The nightmares I’m going to have tonight!!
Phyllis 19 years ago
Uggs?….NOooooo – Valenki’s.
cathy 19 years ago
He’s definitely in touch with his inner eighties rock star. He seems pretty vain, but he’s obviously having so much fun, you have to give him points for joie de vivre.
Kiki Belle 19 years ago
Ryno, you are right about the gloves and the boots, but it looks like his sport coat is getting shorter!
La Lola 19 years ago
As much as that Sign of the Apocalypse affects me… I do have to concede that the white gown that model is wearing is absolutely gorgeous!
Silmarien 19 years ago
Ryno and Deserwind are both right… being a Star Wars fan, I can definitely tell you that Lagerfeld is training to become the next Sith Lord. Soon we shal see him in full armour of Ugg boots, gloves and headgear in the shape of a giant collar with only holes for the eyes, made indestructible by the gigantic amounts of starch used to keep it upright…
Zarba 19 years ago
Pity the poor virgin as she walks unsuspectingly to her doom at one of The Dark Lord’s satanic masses.
The collar is like the bald man’s combover: It only calls attention to the Turkey Neck he is trying to hide.
The Baron, in a declamatory fashion, 19 years ago
THE FIFTH SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN!
jj 19 years ago
The funky little fashion troll needs to strike him down with a mighty thrust of his epee.
I would *so* pay to see that!
Sara 19 years ago
I am reminded of the Bauhaus song “Bela Lugosi’s Dead”
The virginal brides file past his tomb
Strewn with time’s dead flowers
Bereft in deathly bloom
I also must admit that my latin is rusty. Could the darling Manolo provide a translation, please?
Gina 19 years ago
Dear Sara –
(Not my translation. See http://www.classical.net/music/comp.lst/works/orff-cb/carmlyr.html )
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O Fortuna! Imperatrix Mundi = O Fortune! Empress of the World!
Hac in hora sine mora corde pulsum tangite = So at this hour without delay pluck the vibrating strings ;
quod per sortem sternit fortem mecum omnes plangite = since Fate strikes down the string man everyone weep with me!
Manolo the Shoeblogger 19 years ago
The Latin word “fortem” (masculine, accusative, singular) it is in this instance better translated as “strong” or “brave” man.
kate q 19 years ago
Heeeheeheeee, Darth in bedroom slippers!
Very silly. Very four-year-old-girl.
Whatever effect he was attempting with the rest of that outfit, it is cancelled out by the squishy footgear.
tessaj 19 years ago
Girls, we must not stop here. We must spread the word that dressing like this is horrifying, beyond unacceptable. This was NOT something I wanted to see before my morning’s tea.
Poppy 19 years ago
OMG, he gets weirder and weirder … pretty soon he’ll be sleeping in an oxygen tent IF HE ISN’T ALREADY.
But Manolo … what about the flat boots on the bride? “Awful” doesn’t begin to describe the tip of the iceberg she is apparently impersonating.
Sara 19 years ago
Thank you Gina, and thank you Manolo!
amy in hiding 19 years ago
it’s not the boots, it’s the button-fly levi’s slash leggings plus skin cancer.
hilarious!
Miss Poodle 19 years ago
Maybe he had an ankle injury and needs the support of THE UGG? Or maybe just maybe he is trying the famous chubby girl optical illusion: FAT BOOT….SKINNY LEGS!
Spike 19 years ago
Important cultural factoid to avoid the international embarrassment with the uggs:
Do not wear the uggs in public unless you wish to become the laughing stock of non-bogan* Australians and new Zealanders.
* trailer-park trash