The Armani Tan!

Ayyyyyyy! Torch Burn!

P.S. Too Much Bronzer!








7 Responses to “The Armani Tan!”




  1. Ryno Says:

    Yikes! Does anyone remember a very old pulp adventure book series, featuring Doc Savage, the Man of Bronze? Looks like he’s retired.




  2. Amanda Says:

    True, Mr. Armani is scary. However, Andriy Shevchenko, the man on the right, somehow manages to pull of a popped collar and a gigantic jacket. I guess playing soccer in Milan just gives you style.




  3. Jan Says:

    Oh, now…I’m sure he was just trying to match that orange stripe so it would just flow from shoulder to shoulder, don’t you think? And, actually, he did a fine job matching the color!




  4. Zarba Says:

    The Armani looks like Magda in “There’s Something About Mary”:

    http://www.aveleyman.com/ActorsS/P00019857.HTML




  5. Cat Says:

    Manolo, the “Too Much Bronzer” post made me laugh uproariously and startle my co-workers. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!




  6. La BellaDonna Says:

    Ha! La BellaDonna salutes the Ryno, for she too remembers the adventures of The Man of Bronze (as opposed to the Man of Spray-Ons).

    Behold the Giorgio Armani!
    He wants us to think he’s all tani!
    But we know that it comes from a cani.
    He needs to come up with another plani;
    Of this, the Manolo’s no fani.




  7. anon Says:

    He looks like an oompa loompa!
    http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/ompa%20lumpa%20men.jpg




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