The Armani Tan!

Ayyyyyyy! Torch Burn!

P.S. Too Much Bronzer!

7 Responses to “The Armani Tan!”

  1. Ryno January 31, 2006 at 12:24 pm #

    Yikes! Does anyone remember a very old pulp adventure book series, featuring Doc Savage, the Man of Bronze? Looks like he’s retired.

  2. Amanda January 31, 2006 at 1:01 pm #

    True, Mr. Armani is scary. However, Andriy Shevchenko, the man on the right, somehow manages to pull of a popped collar and a gigantic jacket. I guess playing soccer in Milan just gives you style.

  3. Jan January 31, 2006 at 10:01 pm #

    Oh, now…I’m sure he was just trying to match that orange stripe so it would just flow from shoulder to shoulder, don’t you think? And, actually, he did a fine job matching the color!

  4. Zarba February 1, 2006 at 9:43 am #

    The Armani looks like Magda in “There’s Something About Mary”:

    http://www.aveleyman.com/ActorsS/P00019857.HTML

  5. Cat February 1, 2006 at 11:04 am #

    Manolo, the “Too Much Bronzer” post made me laugh uproariously and startle my co-workers. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  6. La BellaDonna February 1, 2006 at 11:11 am #

    Ha! La BellaDonna salutes the Ryno, for she too remembers the adventures of The Man of Bronze (as opposed to the Man of Spray-Ons).

    Behold the Giorgio Armani!
    He wants us to think he’s all tani!
    But we know that it comes from a cani.
    He needs to come up with another plani;
    Of this, the Manolo’s no fani.

  7. anon February 1, 2006 at 4:04 pm #

    He looks like an oompa loompa!
    http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/ompa%20lumpa%20men.jpg