The Forbidden Dance Fever
By Manolo the ShoebloggerManolo says, Ayyyyy! The Halle Berry she has the lambada mania!
The first manifestation, it is the provocative shimmy-shaking…
…Followed by the blatantly sexualized self groping…
…And finally, the victim forbidden-dances with the lavender man-rat.
P.S. Hallewood!
February 19th, 2006 at 11:52 am
From the Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year awards, aren’t they? Of course, she had to camp it up, self-deprecate and clown around. I am conflicted on whether or not she got the memo about the hamming.
Something about Ms. Berry tells me this is a woman who really feels the need to say, “Look at me, I’m SEXY! Get it? SEXY! I can have ANY MAN I WANT! SEXY, damn it!”
They made her write “I will not make Catwoman II” on the chalkboard ten times.
I wonder if they made her spoof her Oscar speech. That I would’ve liked to have seen.
February 19th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Okay, the grabbing the breasts thing? Ew.
February 19th, 2006 at 7:43 pm
whiskey tango foxtrot!!??
what the blue blazes is that rat thing and why is she humping its leg?
February 19th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Aha! the Bunny did some sleauthing…Manolo, Halle is not humping a rat….
“…Before she was given the traditional brass pudding pot during a roast at Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theater, Berry danced suggestively with a Harvard student dressed like a French poodle, which Berry’s presenter’s dubbed Dogman. ” — AP
Still, very much in bad taste….but now at least the leg-humping makes sense.
February 19th, 2006 at 9:33 pm
Okay, I’m going to admit that I liked Cat Woman, but this? Eww, eww, eww!
February 19th, 2006 at 11:45 pm
The Truly Forbidden Dance!
I swear I only had one brandied port with dinner tonight, but I must be seeing pink elephants and other alien creatures. For example, what is that weird “lavender man-rat” thing, as Manolo calls it, that Halle Berry is dancing…
February 20th, 2006 at 8:14 am
Don’t be a hater. Everybody knows who that is, that’s daddy doggy dick.
February 20th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Looking at the coif, I would say more of a ‘Poodle-boy’ thingy. Lucky dog! Pun intended.
February 20th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
that isn’t a man rat……..it’s a Chinchilla. Can’t you people see that………geez
February 20th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
that isn’t a man rat……..it’s a Chinchilla. Can’t you people see that………geez
February 20th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
It was a Harvard student. Eww, eww, eww!
February 21st, 2006 at 3:15 am
A Harvard student? If that’s true, then that’s proof of what I’ve always said: Education can not buy you a brain.
February 21st, 2006 at 4:57 pm
It’s interesting to see responses on this site to various celebrities. It appears that Hasselhoff gets a pass for things that Berry will not, such as engaging in campy self-deprecating stunts. It couldn’t be a gender thing, could it? Personally I think she is magnificent although I spared myself the agony of watching catwoman. Then again, that’s probably a guy thing.
Once again the Manolo nails it with the captions.
February 22nd, 2006 at 12:04 am
actually, that french poodle was the main star of their show two years ago, “As The Word Turns”. i believe his musical solo was titled “Doggy Style”, which is why Halle then turned around on all fours. also, she was not wearing a bra under her white shirt. and she was under stage lights. brava!
the harvard would be the good place to find the white powdered fairy dust that makes berry-ssima tres jolie, no? oui! the hasty pudding is famous for it!
February 22nd, 2006 at 1:02 pm
“Hasselhoff gets a pass for things that Berry will not, such as engaging in campy self-deprecating stunts.”
I have yet to see Herr Hoff grabbing his naughty bits or humping a man-rat-poodle. Be assured that the moment this occurs, it will elicit a hearty and disappointed “eewwww” from me.
February 22nd, 2006 at 3:58 pm
*sigh* – First Larry Summers and now this. Yes this is indeed from the WGU (World’s Greatest University) annual Hasty Pudding award ceremony. Hopefully the man-rat, who is a Harvard College undergraduate, will run for president someday. That’ll teach im.
February 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 pm
Ack! Furries!