The Forbidden Dance Fever
Manolo says, Ayyyyy! The Halle Berry she has the lambada mania!
The first manifestation, it is the provocative shimmy-shaking…
…Followed by the blatantly sexualized self groping…
…And finally, the victim forbidden-dances with the lavender man-rat.
P.S. Hallewood!
From the Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year awards, aren’t they? Of course, she had to camp it up, self-deprecate and clown around. I am conflicted on whether or not she got the memo about the hamming.
Something about Ms. Berry tells me this is a woman who really feels the need to say, “Look at me, I’m SEXY! Get it? SEXY! I can have ANY MAN I WANT! SEXY, damn it!”
They made her write “I will not make Catwoman II” on the chalkboard ten times.
I wonder if they made her spoof her Oscar speech. That I would’ve liked to have seen.
Okay, the grabbing the breasts thing? Ew.
whiskey tango foxtrot!!??
what the blue blazes is that rat thing and why is she humping its leg?
Aha! the Bunny did some sleauthing…Manolo, Halle is not humping a rat….
“…Before she was given the traditional brass pudding pot during a roast at Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theater, Berry danced suggestively with a Harvard student dressed like a French poodle, which Berry’s presenter’s dubbed Dogman. ” — AP
Still, very much in bad taste….but now at least the leg-humping makes sense.
Okay, I’m going to admit that I liked Cat Woman, but this? Eww, eww, eww!
Don’t be a hater. Everybody knows who that is, that’s daddy doggy dick.
Looking at the coif, I would say more of a ‘Poodle-boy’ thingy. Lucky dog! Pun intended.
that isn’t a man rat……..it’s a Chinchilla. Can’t you people see that………geez
that isn’t a man rat……..it’s a Chinchilla. Can’t you people see that………geez
It was a Harvard student. Eww, eww, eww!
A Harvard student? If that’s true, then that’s proof of what I’ve always said: Education can not buy you a brain.
It’s interesting to see responses on this site to various celebrities. It appears that Hasselhoff gets a pass for things that Berry will not, such as engaging in campy self-deprecating stunts. It couldn’t be a gender thing, could it? Personally I think she is magnificent although I spared myself the agony of watching catwoman. Then again, that’s probably a guy thing.
Once again the Manolo nails it with the captions.
actually, that french poodle was the main star of their show two years ago, “As The Word Turns”. i believe his musical solo was titled “Doggy Style”, which is why Halle then turned around on all fours. also, she was not wearing a bra under her white shirt. and she was under stage lights. brava!
the harvard would be the good place to find the white powdered fairy dust that makes berry-ssima tres jolie, no? oui! the hasty pudding is famous for it!
“Hasselhoff gets a pass for things that Berry will not, such as engaging in campy self-deprecating stunts.”
I have yet to see Herr Hoff grabbing his naughty bits or humping a man-rat-poodle. Be assured that the moment this occurs, it will elicit a hearty and disappointed “eewwww” from me.
*sigh* – First Larry Summers and now this. Yes this is indeed from the WGU (World’s Greatest University) annual Hasty Pudding award ceremony. Hopefully the man-rat, who is a Harvard College undergraduate, will run for president someday. That’ll teach im.
Ack! Furries!