Comments on: Manolo the Columnist http://shoeblogs.com/2006/02/24/manolo-the-columnist-20/ Manolo Loves the Shoes! Thu, 24 May 2012 11:29:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: her favorite http://shoeblogs.com/2006/02/24/manolo-the-columnist-20/comment-page-1/#comment-17262 her favorite Sat, 25 Feb 2006 00:43:11 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/02/24/manolo-the-columnist/#comment-17262 Dear the Manolo: I read your column in the Washington Post Express and love it. I have to write you because of the advice you gave Mike on February 24 about how to buy his wife shoes. Suggesting he plan to take her out to dinner in case she didn't like the shoes - ouch. May I most humbly give the Manalo a suggestion that has worked for me, an otherwise dumb-ass guy who likes to see his wife in sexy shoes. Have the shoes you bought her and everything else ready as described below. When you have a quiet afternoon or evening, mix her the perfect martini (or her favorite drink) sit her in the most comfortable chair in the house. Bring some of her favorite hors d'oeurves. Have her favorite music on in the background. Give her a Vogue or something with plenty of shoe ads. Bring out the footbath supplies you bought at the Body Shop or some such place to give her a long footbath in nice warm water. Massage her feet. Dry them off (with warm towels you had going in the dryer). Rub her feet with lotion. Kiss her feet. Tell her how sexy her feet are. Then give her the shoes. Take her back in the bedroom and tell her how turned on you are when she wears such sexy and beautiful shoes. Give her as much pleasure as you can while she's wearing nothing but the shoes. Before you know it, you will be able to buy her whatever shoes you want. She will even ask you to do this for her. Works for me. And for her. Dear the Manolo:

I read your column in the Washington Post Express and love it. I have to write you because of the advice you gave Mike on February 24 about how to buy his wife shoes. Suggesting he plan to take her out to dinner in case she didn’t like the shoes – ouch. May I most humbly give the Manalo a suggestion that has worked for me, an otherwise dumb-ass guy who likes to see his wife in sexy shoes. Have the shoes you bought her and everything else ready as described below. When you have a quiet afternoon or evening, mix her the perfect martini (or her favorite drink) sit her in the most comfortable chair in the house. Bring some of her favorite hors d’oeurves. Have her favorite music on in the background. Give her a Vogue or something with plenty of shoe ads. Bring out the footbath supplies you bought at the Body Shop or some such place to give her a long footbath in nice warm water. Massage her feet. Dry them off (with warm towels you had going in the dryer). Rub her feet with lotion. Kiss her feet. Tell her how sexy her feet are. Then give her the shoes. Take her back in the bedroom and tell her how turned on you are when she wears such sexy and beautiful shoes. Give her as much pleasure as you can while she’s wearing nothing but the shoes. Before you know it, you will be able to buy her whatever shoes you want. She will even ask you to do this for her. Works for me. And for her.

]]> By: jenny http://shoeblogs.com/2006/02/24/manolo-the-columnist-20/comment-page-1/#comment-17252 jenny Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:27:39 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/02/24/manolo-the-columnist/#comment-17252 ...but what a lovely husband! Good heavens, if my hubby actually put as much sensitive thought and technical research into an anniversary present as this fellow has, I'd have to check his pupils to make sure that he wasn't secretly a Stepford Wives-type android created to fool me while the aliens took my <i>real</i> husband back to their home planet for research purposes. If I ask "him" what size shoes I wear and he actually <i>knows the answer</i>, it will prove beyond a doubt that the aliens have him. …but what a lovely husband! Good heavens, if my hubby actually put as much sensitive thought and technical research into an anniversary present as this fellow has, I’d have to check his pupils to make sure that he wasn’t secretly a Stepford Wives-type android created to fool me while the aliens took my real husband back to their home planet for research purposes. If I ask “him” what size shoes I wear and he actually knows the answer, it will prove beyond a doubt that the aliens have him.

]]> By: JMe http://shoeblogs.com/2006/02/24/manolo-the-columnist-20/comment-page-1/#comment-17249 JMe Fri, 24 Feb 2006 19:22:10 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/02/24/manolo-the-columnist/#comment-17249 Bravo, Manolo, the most excellent advice given in the most pleasing manner. Bravo, Manolo, the most excellent advice given in the most pleasing manner.

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