The Awards of the Academy
Manolo says, once again it is time for the Manolo’s ritual denunciation of the stars of the Hollywood who have made the spectacle of themselves during the most celebrated day of the cinematic year, the day of the Awards of the Academy!
This year the theme for the clothing it was somber indeed, as the blacks, and the deep blues, and rich burgandies predominated in the auditorium of the Kodak Theater. There were the exceptions, such as the luminous Resses Witherspoon in her most luxurious metallic gown, but in the general it was the evening of darkness.
And, then there were these people whom the Manolo spotted both on the carpet of red and in the parties after the ceremony itself.
For the example when the Manolo saw this picture from the after party…
He could not help but think of this historic tableau…
or perhaps this…
There were others who also deserved the Manolo’s attention.
For the example, Dolly Parton with the new biceps.
The Emperor of Ugly in the Turandot costume
The posture here it says to the Manolo, Get this over with, I have lines to chop.
Oh how the Manolo was wishing for the murder-suicide pact.
Mmmmm, very classy, the salwar kameez with decollete.
March 6th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Manolo - your live-blogging avatar was so classy…Even from the ankles down you’re the personification of suave of masculine deportment. The break of your trousers over your instep was perfect. Where those a pair of your John Lobb’s?
March 6th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
The breastes, they are so large and rubbery in appearance! And the leggings under the raggedy coat-thing…money, it does not by the taste.
The Donatella, she looks soon to pass out.
March 6th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
In fact, the money, it does not even BUY the taste. Or the spelling.
March 6th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Many thanks to the Phyllis for her most kind words.
Those shoes the Manolo was wearing they were from the Taryn Rose.
March 6th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
This, I think, is unfair to the dog.
March 6th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
What in the HELL is wrong with Madonna? She looks cadaverous! And has she gotten plastic surgery lately? Because her face looks horrible.
March 6th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
That skinny dead thing in the pink is Madonna?
March 6th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
The transposition of the internal captions in the first two photographs is pure genius, intended or not.
March 6th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Manolo, amor… The only reason to watch the shows of the awards is to have reference for the comments of wit, cleverness, and dishy hilarity of the Manolo of Magnificence.
Muchas gracias for the making of my day.
La Gémeaux
March 6th, 2006 at 6:39 pm
was this the Awards of the Academy or the Dog Show of the Westminster??
March 6th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Many of the Manolo’s readers wistfully wished that they, like the Catherine Keener, were deemed to be the suitable sidekick for the Manolo…
Oh! To be able to summon the Jim-Jim with the wishes and the whims!
March 6th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
And please don’t be hating on the Labrador.
March 6th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Love the doggie party hat! What a sweetie. Now there is some class for you. Poor baby!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:21 am
Did Madonna steal Mick Jagger’s body?
March 7th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
It’s terrible that Donatella’s dress wasn’t staying on. I find it queer that someone like her, the person who designs dresses would have one that fit poorly. Maybe it was a reject dress from some actress.
March 8th, 2006 at 6:49 am
It’s bad enough Boob Girl is exposing us to all things unnatural (Does she polish them before she goes out? A little Pledge, maybe? I think there’s silicon in Pledge)…but what about those more than hideous things on her feet!!!???
March 8th, 2006 at 6:55 am
I just had to confirm….so this is the materials data sheet for Pledge, I picked the extra moisturizing spray. http://www.scjohnson.com/msds_us_ca/US_brands/pledge/110321002_Pledge_Aerosol_Extra_Moisturizing.pdf