Persuasion


Manolo says, the Sharon Stone, using only the power of her giant throbbing brain, is trying to mesmerize.


Ayyyy! Failure! Back to the shouting!

12 Responses to “Persuasion”

  1. Ronikins March 8, 2006 at 2:05 pm #

    Come now, Dear Manolo…she’s not trying to mesmerize; the two pictures are the before and after for her next plastic surgery procedure. (What she doesn’t know is that the surgeon is going to permanently have her face in the sucking posture, as she does so badly suck these days).

  2. johnnycake March 8, 2006 at 3:00 pm #

    Never forget that this woman, after their breakup, called Dwight Yoakum “a dirt sandwich.” He, of course, had far too much class to reply, say by revealing the true color of her hair.

  3. themanintheseersuckersuit March 8, 2006 at 4:08 pm #

    Manolo he has the sense of humor, clicking the picture of the Sharon Stone takes one to the inane story of Ms. Stone’s Middle East peace efforts

  4. gidget bananas March 8, 2006 at 5:15 pm #

    In the Gidget’s opinion, the Sharon Stone would have been a better choice to play Meryl Streep’s next role, that of the editorial villainess in “The Devil Wears Prada.” The Stone, she can look most chic in the right clothes, and the audience would be prepared to believe she’s evil. The Streep, she conveys too much of the niceness.

  5. Jay March 8, 2006 at 5:15 pm #

    If Hillary Clinton had been better looking she would probably look like this.

  6. pbird March 8, 2006 at 8:32 pm #

    Ha! Streep ain’t nice.

  7. kim March 8, 2006 at 11:33 pm #

    On an unrelated note…waiting with baited breath for PR synopsis.

  8. Susanna March 9, 2006 at 12:54 am #

    If only Phil Bronstein would have pushed Sharon Stone in with the Komodo dragon instead.

  9. furlagirl March 9, 2006 at 8:54 am #

    I believe that Hamas is making a close study of Basic Instinct in order to find out who exactly is this Zionist whore.

  10. Cat March 9, 2006 at 11:53 am #

    furlagirl, you made me laugh out loud! Hahahahahahaha! Hamas will issue a fatwa on her ass after they see the shot of her nether regions… but first, they will have to rewind that scene several times just to make sure.

  11. Miss Janey March 9, 2006 at 1:21 pm #

    The Sharon Stone can be heard to say, “All those years of not wearing sunscreen…”

  12. Beth March 13, 2006 at 10:18 pm #

    Apparently when she sold her soul to the devil (Hamas), she forgot to ask for eternal youth (not to mention brains).

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