Is it just me or does this photo have some seriously messed up undertones? Tom is looking progressively less well groomed and more freakish as the months go by, Katie wears white a great deal more often (shades of the Virgin Mary?), and now they are making out in front of Connor, the son that Tom and Nicole Kidman adopted whilst married. Tom and Nichole adopted two children, Isabella (born 1993) and Connor (born 1995) so that makes Connor here 11. Cruise left Kidman three months pregnant, just shy of their 10 year wedding anniversary; she lost the child. Ok Tom. The Spin is getting thin. Even for Hollywood, this is whacked.
Katie is prone to regular herpes breakouts, which are diligently documented in STAR, so maybe she’s planting seeds for a last laugh when they break up 7 years from now.
First, you try to suck out the invading Thetan through the mouth. It’s crucial to do this close to a railing (foreground), so you can spring your surprise most effectively. Push her suddenly, and very, very hard over the railing, panicking the Thetan to vacate her body.
Then you go for a relaxing steam with your male friends after your close fought battle with true evil.
Sorry, I meant ‘body thetan’. Excerpted from Wikipedia’s entry on ‘Scientology’: ‘…invisible spiritual parasites known as “body thetans”…’.
If you check out the ‘Scientology’ entry, the very odd stuff follows after scrolling down to the heading ‘Operating Thetan levels and the Xenu incident’.
Oh. One has to brush up on Scientology to know. Once I was standing outside the local…chapter…reading this hilarious poster they had up. It literally had these little drawings with words of “wisdom” below. Things such as “It isn’t nice to kill your friends.” Then this guy arrived and jumped in on my boyfriend’s and my conversation, and we thought he, too, thought they were ridiculous. Turned out he was one of them.
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camille 19 years ago
Better yet, get two rooms – one for Tom, one for Katie – on opposite ends of the country.
Am I mistaken, or is Katie the one with the super death grip of masculinity in this picture?
khalid 19 years ago
Once again very very nauseated
Jan 19 years ago
Why, oh why, did I take a sip of that drink just as I rolled my cursor over the photo?
Must. Clean. Computer. Screen.
Tiberia 19 years ago
Seriously, who is the munchkin?
butch bridesmaid 19 years ago
Now that Katie has the super death grip, it’s the Super Death Grip of Femininity – far preferable. Now she can keep Tom in line.
Agent_Orange 19 years ago
Is it just me or does this photo have some seriously messed up undertones? Tom is looking progressively less well groomed and more freakish as the months go by, Katie wears white a great deal more often (shades of the Virgin Mary?), and now they are making out in front of Connor, the son that Tom and Nicole Kidman adopted whilst married. Tom and Nichole adopted two children, Isabella (born 1993) and Connor (born 1995) so that makes Connor here 11. Cruise left Kidman three months pregnant, just shy of their 10 year wedding anniversary; she lost the child. Ok Tom. The Spin is getting thin. Even for Hollywood, this is whacked.
willowgerl 19 years ago
How did they manage to make him look taller than her? Is she kneeling?
Fausta 19 years ago
No, Tom’s standing on his chair.
Oh Navel 19 years ago
Oh enough already. I am so sick of these 2 over exposed whackos that I can’t even find humour in it anymore. GO.AWAY.NOW.
Susanna 19 years ago
In grad school, during family and child therapy rotations, we created a designation for scenes like this one:
Start A Trust Fund For Therapy Now
We’d say it about the kids with moms on meth, and we’d have said it about any kid of Tom Cruise.
While funny, it is also so, so tragic.
Phyllis 19 years ago
Katie is prone to regular herpes breakouts, which are diligently documented in STAR, so maybe she’s planting seeds for a last laugh when they break up 7 years from now.
Cat 19 years ago
That is just not right. Not right at all. Seriously. Ew.
danilo 19 years ago
First, you try to suck out the invading Thetan through the mouth. It’s crucial to do this close to a railing (foreground), so you can spring your surprise most effectively. Push her suddenly, and very, very hard over the railing, panicking the Thetan to vacate her body.
Then you go for a relaxing steam with your male friends after your close fought battle with true evil.
Remember to send flowers to the hospital.
la petite chou chou 19 years ago
what the hell is a Thetan.
Manola Blablablahnik 19 years ago
And WTF shoes are they wearing, for pete’s sake?
danilo 19 years ago
Sorry, I meant ‘body thetan’. Excerpted from Wikipedia’s entry on ‘Scientology’: ‘…invisible spiritual parasites known as “body thetans”…’.
If you check out the ‘Scientology’ entry, the very odd stuff follows after scrolling down to the heading ‘Operating Thetan levels and the Xenu incident’.
Enjoy.
la petite chou chou 19 years ago
Oh. One has to brush up on Scientology to know. Once I was standing outside the local…chapter…reading this hilarious poster they had up. It literally had these little drawings with words of “wisdom” below. Things such as “It isn’t nice to kill your friends.” Then this guy arrived and jumped in on my boyfriend’s and my conversation, and we thought he, too, thought they were ridiculous. Turned out he was one of them.
Ronikins 19 years ago
I feel for the kid….poor little thing. Is he saying to himself, “What IS my daddy?”
raincoaster 19 years ago
Is it my imagination, or does poor Connor there look a wee bit like Michael Jackson?
I know, I know, I’m going to hell for that.
Bag Slut 19 years ago
“Is it my imagination, or does poor Connor there look a wee bit like Michael Jackson?
I know, I know, I’m going to hell for that. ”
You aren’t the only one on that handbasket to hell. Scary, but this kid could end up as fucked up by Tom Cruise as MJ was by daddy dearest Joe.
the urban chick 19 years ago
i am overcome with the potentially life-threatening cruise-induced nausea
Spirophita 19 years ago
Too…Many….Jokes…Arrrgggghhh
I’m sorry, but even punch-drunk-love high school students don’t make out this much.
I still argue it’s just for show, and it’s a vomit-inducing, bile-multiplying, stab-forks in my eyeballs show.
Please take me out of my misery.