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March 17th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Better yet, get two rooms - one for Tom, one for Katie - on opposite ends of the country.
Am I mistaken, or is Katie the one with the super death grip of masculinity in this picture?
March 17th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Once again very very nauseated
March 17th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Why, oh why, did I take a sip of that drink just as I rolled my cursor over the photo?
Must. Clean. Computer. Screen.
March 17th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Seriously, who is the munchkin?
March 17th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Now that Katie has the super death grip, it’s the Super Death Grip of Femininity - far preferable. Now she can keep Tom in line.
March 17th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Is it just me or does this photo have some seriously messed up undertones? Tom is looking progressively less well groomed and more freakish as the months go by, Katie wears white a great deal more often (shades of the Virgin Mary?), and now they are making out in front of Connor, the son that Tom and Nicole Kidman adopted whilst married. Tom and Nichole adopted two children, Isabella (born 1993) and Connor (born 1995) so that makes Connor here 11. Cruise left Kidman three months pregnant, just shy of their 10 year wedding anniversary; she lost the child. Ok Tom. The Spin is getting thin. Even for Hollywood, this is whacked.
March 17th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
How did they manage to make him look taller than her? Is she kneeling?
March 17th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
No, Tom’s standing on his chair.
March 17th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Oh enough already. I am so sick of these 2 over exposed whackos that I can’t even find humour in it anymore. GO.AWAY.NOW.
March 17th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
In grad school, during family and child therapy rotations, we created a designation for scenes like this one:
Start A Trust Fund For Therapy Now
We’d say it about the kids with moms on meth, and we’d have said it about any kid of Tom Cruise.
While funny, it is also so, so tragic.
March 17th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Katie is prone to regular herpes breakouts, which are diligently documented in STAR, so maybe she’s planting seeds for a last laugh when they break up 7 years from now.
March 17th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
That is just not right. Not right at all. Seriously. Ew.
March 17th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
First, you try to suck out the invading Thetan through the mouth. It’s crucial to do this close to a railing (foreground), so you can spring your surprise most effectively. Push her suddenly, and very, very hard over the railing, panicking the Thetan to vacate her body.
Then you go for a relaxing steam with your male friends after your close fought battle with true evil.
Remember to send flowers to the hospital.
March 18th, 2006 at 12:38 am
what the hell is a Thetan.
March 18th, 2006 at 12:47 am
And WTF shoes are they wearing, for pete’s sake?
March 18th, 2006 at 12:59 am
Sorry, I meant ‘body thetan’. Excerpted from Wikipedia’s entry on ‘Scientology’: ‘…invisible spiritual parasites known as “body thetans”…’.
If you check out the ‘Scientology’ entry, the very odd stuff follows after scrolling down to the heading ‘Operating Thetan levels and the Xenu incident’.
Enjoy.
March 18th, 2006 at 3:04 am
Oh. One has to brush up on Scientology to know. Once I was standing outside the local…chapter…reading this hilarious poster they had up. It literally had these little drawings with words of “wisdom” below. Things such as “It isn’t nice to kill your friends.” Then this guy arrived and jumped in on my boyfriend’s and my conversation, and we thought he, too, thought they were ridiculous. Turned out he was one of them.
March 18th, 2006 at 10:06 am
I feel for the kid….poor little thing. Is he saying to himself, “What IS my daddy?”
March 18th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Is it my imagination, or does poor Connor there look a wee bit like Michael Jackson?
I know, I know, I’m going to hell for that.
March 18th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
“Is it my imagination, or does poor Connor there look a wee bit like Michael Jackson?
I know, I know, I’m going to hell for that. ”
You aren’t the only one on that handbasket to hell. Scary, but this kid could end up as fucked up by Tom Cruise as MJ was by daddy dearest Joe.
March 18th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
i am overcome with the potentially life-threatening cruise-induced nausea
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:47 am
Too…Many….Jokes…Arrrgggghhh
I’m sorry, but even punch-drunk-love high school students don’t make out this much.
I still argue it’s just for show, and it’s a vomit-inducing, bile-multiplying, stab-forks in my eyeballs show.
Please take me out of my misery.