Silent Birth This!
Manolo says, Holy Mother of Xenu!
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Zounds! Is that her stomach or a lampshade?
Lol, the sham is slipping…
I was pregnant twice and I never looked like that! How can we be sure the Katie is not Photoshop’d? Ay-yi-yi!
GOOD GOD!
That looks ridiculous! Is it real???
OMG! Hasn’t that thing been born yet? Probably doesn’t want to come out; it’s all too aware of its freaky parentage.
Rosemary’s Baby is all I can think of…
That’s not a baby…it’s a basketball.
That looks so wrong in so many ways . . .
I am sooo with Fausta on this one!
man yall crazy thats a water-melon
Its just the wind blowing her shirt!
You know that baby must have the giant arms in order to give the appropriate super deathgrip of the neonate to his parents.
There’s no way in hell that’s going to be a silent birth.
OMG! There must be 4 babies in there. Big ones!
No… this is how skinny littlle people look right before they give birth. Really.
I was thinking Rosemary’s Baby, too. On second thought, that’s too intellectual for this birth. More like Charmed, I think. And isn’t the mother looking a little Shannon-ish in the hair? Do they make baby Ugg booties?
my friends brought up Rosemary’s Baby too.
Just how is it physically possible for her to hold that belly up without ropes and pulleys and whatnot?
It think the tomcat baby’s gonna be catholic, what about you all?
Oh my god. The poor girl. Giving birth silently is impossible enough, but giving birth to a baby the size of a mini spaceship??
More importantly, with all their gazillions, what has prevented TomKat from buying that poor girl a maternity coat for God’s sake? Sheesh
All I can say is…wow.
Wichitagirl,
I am a skinny little person and at no point in my pregnancies have I ever looked like that.
That is either the wind, or photoshop.
I just feel bad for her. I just can’t help myself. If she makes a peep, and it looks like she’ll be screaming bloody *ell, Mr. T is going to jump off the couch. Poor thing!
The kid will be born inside the spaceship. She’s huge because the ship is also inside her.
I think that Katie is actually trying to shoplift a toaster helmet without much success!! Now, I’ve been pregnant twice and never looked anything like that!!! Something is rotten in Denmark!!! ;)
I’ve given birth to 3 large babies, measuring 56 inches around the tummy at my largest, and dang, I was never THAT big! (for comparison, the lady who gave birth to septuplets in ’97, Bobbi McCaughey, measured smaller than that with 7 crammed in her). And Scientologists may not believe in talking during birth or medicating hormonally imbalanced new moms, but it’s a good thing they believe in plastic surgery, ’cause she’s gonna need it.
silent birth my ass….apparently Tom has made her a giant pacifier so she won’t scream out in pain…If I were Katie I think it would only be fair to use the giant pacifier as an anal probe whenever I felt like screaming. Of course Tom would not be allowed to scream either.
I’m with you Lee! I think that if Katie couldn’t scream, nor have drugs; then she should have been able to grab Tom in the crotch each time she had a contraction. He must also abide by the silent birth rule.
Looks nice