Silent Birth This!
Manolo says, Holy Mother of Xenu!
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April 7th, 2006 at 10:33 am
Zounds! Is that her stomach or a lampshade?
April 7th, 2006 at 11:20 am
Lol, the sham is slipping…
April 7th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
I was pregnant twice and I never looked like that! How can we be sure the Katie is not Photoshop’d? Ay-yi-yi!
April 7th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
GOOD GOD!
That looks ridiculous! Is it real???
April 7th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
OMG! Hasn’t that thing been born yet? Probably doesn’t want to come out; it’s all too aware of its freaky parentage.
April 7th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Rosemary’s Baby is all I can think of…
April 7th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
That’s not a baby…it’s a basketball.
April 7th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
That looks so wrong in so many ways . . .
April 7th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
I am sooo with Fausta on this one!
April 7th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
man yall crazy thats a water-melon
April 7th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Its just the wind blowing her shirt!
April 7th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
You know that baby must have the giant arms in order to give the appropriate super deathgrip of the neonate to his parents.
April 7th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
There’s no way in hell that’s going to be a silent birth.
April 7th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
OMG! There must be 4 babies in there. Big ones!
April 7th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
No… this is how skinny littlle people look right before they give birth. Really.
April 8th, 2006 at 2:56 am
I was thinking Rosemary’s Baby, too. On second thought, that’s too intellectual for this birth. More like Charmed, I think. And isn’t the mother looking a little Shannon-ish in the hair? Do they make baby Ugg booties?
April 8th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
my friends brought up Rosemary’s Baby too.
April 8th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Just how is it physically possible for her to hold that belly up without ropes and pulleys and whatnot?
April 8th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
It think the tomcat baby’s gonna be catholic, what about you all?
April 8th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
Oh my god. The poor girl. Giving birth silently is impossible enough, but giving birth to a baby the size of a mini spaceship??
April 8th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
More importantly, with all their gazillions, what has prevented TomKat from buying that poor girl a maternity coat for God’s sake? Sheesh
April 9th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
All I can say is…wow.
April 9th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Wichitagirl,
I am a skinny little person and at no point in my pregnancies have I ever looked like that.
That is either the wind, or photoshop.
April 10th, 2006 at 8:59 am
I just feel bad for her. I just can’t help myself. If she makes a peep, and it looks like she’ll be screaming bloody *ell, Mr. T is going to jump off the couch. Poor thing!
April 10th, 2006 at 11:03 am
The kid will be born inside the spaceship. She’s huge because the ship is also inside her.
April 10th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
I think that Katie is actually trying to shoplift a toaster helmet without much success!! Now, I’ve been pregnant twice and never looked anything like that!!! Something is rotten in Denmark!!! ;)
April 10th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
I’ve given birth to 3 large babies, measuring 56 inches around the tummy at my largest, and dang, I was never THAT big! (for comparison, the lady who gave birth to septuplets in ‘97, Bobbi McCaughey, measured smaller than that with 7 crammed in her). And Scientologists may not believe in talking during birth or medicating hormonally imbalanced new moms, but it’s a good thing they believe in plastic surgery, ’cause she’s gonna need it.
April 16th, 2006 at 7:50 pm
silent birth my ass….apparently Tom has made her a giant pacifier so she won’t scream out in pain…If I were Katie I think it would only be fair to use the giant pacifier as an anal probe whenever I felt like screaming. Of course Tom would not be allowed to scream either.
April 18th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
I’m with you Lee! I think that if Katie couldn’t scream, nor have drugs; then she should have been able to grab Tom in the crotch each time she had a contraction. He must also abide by the silent birth rule.
March 22nd, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Looks nice