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April 25th, 2006 at 9:55 am
Thanks, Manolo. Now “What is Love?” will be in my head ALL DAY.
April 25th, 2006 at 10:24 am
I am so sick to death of Tom Cruise! Please make him go away!
April 25th, 2006 at 10:42 am
Seriously. At first glance, I thought this was a photo of Al Pacino having some sort of seizure. I agree with Gigi — please, God, make Tom and Katie GO AWAY!!
April 25th, 2006 at 11:42 am
I thought I couldn’t dislike Tom any more, until I heard that “silent birth” crap. The ultimate in bullying is telling your wife how she is permitted to behave while undergoing the painful struggle of childbirth.
April 25th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Suri-eal
April 25th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
The friends of the Manolo are wise indeed. It is beyond time for the Cruise to PLEASE. GO. NOW.
If she wasn’t a lady, AskMom could suggest that Cruise experience something akin to labor and childbirth before he be allowed to micromanage the process for someone else. AskMom could talk about watermelons and anatomy, but she has grandchildren to cuddle and leaves her suggestion to the imagination of the friends.
April 25th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Nice picture of Tom Cruise. Real Tom-Dom
April 25th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Ann and AskMom-
I can’t be SURE about this, but I read in an article about silent birth (and Tom Cruise) that the idea is not for the mother to be silent, but rather the doctors and other attendants. Cruise has said in numerous reports that as far as he is concerned, Katie can make all the noise she wants and get all the medication she wants.
I’m not saying that I love Tom Cruise or anything — I’m sick of all the shtick also, and think Scientology is strange, especially Cruise saying that anti-depressants are bad — but I want to make sure that if we hate him, we hate him for something that’s actually true.
April 25th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Cruise, his business is not so risky anymore.
April 25th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Is this the after effect of eating the placenta?
April 25th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
The observers behind the Tom are all, “Isn’t that nice brain-damaged little man cute!”
Mr. Cruise is fast becoming Michael Jackson without the scary plastic surgery.
April 25th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
“My brain?” says Mr. Cruise. “It is only this big.”
April 25th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
Hey, Never teh Bride, I think you misspelled “penis” …
April 26th, 2006 at 12:39 am
Please, the Manolo he is the jazz player, and the Cruise riff, it is mellow. Is it my imagination, or does Tom have really small hands? Is that why he developed the death grip, to compensate for tiny hands? And what about his shoe size? Surely the Manolo must know this.
April 26th, 2006 at 9:29 am
The Fausta, she remembers the Tom Cruise before he had the plucking of the eyebrows done.
April 26th, 2006 at 9:50 am
Don’t you guys think he looks just like Speed Racer of early cartoon fame???
April 26th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
pbird, you are so astute! If only he’d get in his Mach 5 and drive away forever…
April 26th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
The elayne, she made the Gidget laugh and laugh!
April 26th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
“Those babes behind me were THIS close to running away before I penned them in using only my Deathgrip of Money Is Power.”
April 27th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
The picture on the left could well be captioned: “Why Tom Cruise will never work with Jonathan Rhys Meyers again.”
May 1st, 2006 at 5:52 pm
All your thetans are belong to us!