Noooooooooooo!
Manolo crys out, Nooooooooooooooooooo!
It appears KITT will be speeding to the big screen sans David Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff, who shot to fame as the show’s titular crime-fighting hero, Michael Knight, had been attached to the project for years, but a source close to the movie deal tells E! Online that the actor is currently not involved.
It’d be like an Abbot and Costello movie without Costello!
Not casting The Hoff will result in very bad juju for the film.
Fausta, he hits the nail on the head.
I bet the car they use won’t be the original KITT either.
Without the man who knows and understands and supports the KITT, this film will be the disaster of the biblical proportions. The KITT will have no one to talk to.
Forget THAT. No Hasselhoff?!!!? What are they thinking?! He is the master of camp and this movie is going to need some serious camp. Oh…wait. Sweet bobbly Buddha heads. They’re going to make it a Serious Akshoon Feelm, aren’t they? DAMNIT.
Perhaps they can salvage the project by putting snakes in the car!
Maybe this will cheer you up. http://www.waxhoff.com/
Zarba,
The Fausta, she‘s a lady.
Fausta, please accept my humble apologies. I was presumptuous, much to my chagrin.
I shall now retire to beat myself with a switch. Not that I’ll LIKE it or anyhting…