Bill Gates Sings You Broadway’s Greatest Hits

Manolo says, If I were a rich man. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

17 Responses to “Bill Gates Sings You Broadway’s Greatest Hits”

  1. BridalBeer May 10, 2006 at 6:19 am #

    i wonder who his favorite shoemaker is. i love bill. . .

  2. Zarba May 10, 2006 at 7:12 am #

    I see Bill still has his hair cut with a hedge trimmer…

  3. gemdiva May 10, 2006 at 8:13 am #

    The real question is what is E306? Perhaps it is the coded message to the aliens who helped the Bill to develop his evil empire.

  4. Kristin May 10, 2006 at 12:34 pm #

    E3 = Electronic Entertainment Expo. 06 = 2006. From this we can clearly deduce that Bill Gates is the Antichrist.

  5. Sara May 10, 2006 at 2:35 pm #

    Do you want your windows emblem on your right hand or your forehead?

  6. Rachel May 10, 2006 at 9:23 pm #

    Ohhhhhhhhhh….klahoma!

  7. Tiberia May 10, 2006 at 9:31 pm #

    Doesn’t he kinda look like a muppet?

  8. shiloh May 10, 2006 at 9:41 pm #

    sara you know your revelation. set you think about bill.

  9. jane May 11, 2006 at 5:59 am #

    My bet Bill was beat up at school everyday.

  10. Zarba May 11, 2006 at 7:36 am #

    Jane: And Bill has now had his minions wipe them all out. As Michael Corleone said, “‘Mike, do need to kill everybody?’ No, just my enemies”

  11. pbird May 11, 2006 at 11:36 am #

    Ladies! Ladies! Microsoft isn’t the evil empire. Google is.

  12. Sara May 11, 2006 at 11:43 am #

    pbird, if you think that, you really don’t know either company. I can’t begin to imagine why you would think Microsoft isn’t evil, but Google is.

  13. Kiki in London May 12, 2006 at 8:44 am #

    I always thought that starbucks was the evil empire. Doesn’t stop me craving their mocha frappucino lite though

  14. pbird May 12, 2006 at 10:41 am #

    Sara, too long to explain. I suspect you don’t know either company very well, or we just exist in different universes of discourse. Would not want to mar the good humor of the Manolo site.

  15. Sara May 12, 2006 at 3:46 pm #

    pbird: Indeed, we must exist in different universes. I write software. You can reply at my blog if you’d like (http://rhubarby.blogspot.com).

    Doesn’t Bill wear Lagerfeld? Surely he must…

  16. AskMom May 13, 2006 at 12:27 am #

    AskMom is sorry to have to admit that the Bill, he is a resident and product of Seattle. Indeed from the early days of pointless cheap-beer hijinks to the major hair embarassments of now, the Bill he proves that the money, it cannot buy you the class.

  17. la petite chou chou May 14, 2006 at 10:29 am #

    Eh, but then, when you have more money than anyone in the world…do you even really NEED class?

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