Pizza Boy

Manolo says, the Manolo hopes he is not expecting the tip.

27 Responses to “Pizza Boy”

  1. Lisa June 27, 2006 at 3:00 pm #

    I’m expecting the tip. . .

    to fall out any minute.

  2. Gina June 27, 2006 at 3:13 pm #

    I should say the tip would be to wear trousers.

  3. Miachelle June 27, 2006 at 3:22 pm #

    His shirt doesn’t fit. Blech!!! Tip: model for a new designer.

  4. dgm June 27, 2006 at 3:26 pm #

    here’s the tip: smile!

  5. Cat June 27, 2006 at 3:47 pm #

    I think I see the tip protruding just above the hem of the shirt.

  6. Lady Prisspott June 27, 2006 at 3:54 pm #

    Indeed Cat, it appears the sausage does not arrive ON the pizza.

  7. Miachelle June 27, 2006 at 5:21 pm #

    Hopefully he left the cheese at home.

  8. Mr Skin June 27, 2006 at 7:27 pm #

    Wo honey, I think I see his goods hangin out!

  9. patient one June 27, 2006 at 8:36 pm #

    I can just imagine. Our pizza boy was making a “home delivery” when *gasp* the husband pulls into the garage! In the frenzy to get dressed, our boy leaves his pants behind (which the wife promptly tosses out the window). He sneaks out the back door, and we see him now despretly trying to look nonchalant as he walks back to his delivery truck parked down the street.

  10. GradualDazzle June 27, 2006 at 9:42 pm #

    GAH! I’d fall over laughing on the spot if I ever saw anyone… male OR female… walking around in that get-up. The pizza-boy dons a vintage 1985 tennis dress.

  11. jenny June 27, 2006 at 11:59 pm #

    Yep. Looks like he just made a delivery to a particularly wild bachelorette party, and only just made it out alive. Apparently his dignity was NOT left intact…

  12. Zarba June 28, 2006 at 7:40 am #

    “Yo, you want extra sauce wit dat?”

  13. G June 28, 2006 at 10:33 am #

    Did he just roll out of bed and bring the empty pizza box out to the rubbish…where that getup belongs?

  14. rainbow warrior June 28, 2006 at 10:50 am #

    Mmmmm, I’d tip a pizza-boy in that outfit any day… Big time!

  15. oh navel June 28, 2006 at 12:25 pm #

    Oh, let’s be kind. Poor Mr. Pizza Model Man looks mortified too.

    PS – Maybe Poor Mr. Pizza Model Man should look into shaving his legs and getting some Tan in a Can too….

  16. Eric3000 June 28, 2006 at 3:10 pm #

    I’m not bragging but I would totally give him a big tip!

  17. Anonymous June 28, 2006 at 3:17 pm #

    I am sure that he already has one.

  18. Esther June 28, 2006 at 4:56 pm #

    Is it me or is his face 10 times more orange than the rest of him?

  19. Ryno June 28, 2006 at 7:32 pm #

    dgm: How can you expect him to smile when he’s dressed like that? I’d be surly, too.

    Esther: his face is more orange because he just had it buried in a pizza box.

  20. Chairman of the Bored June 28, 2006 at 8:07 pm #

    Q: How do you get a phD in Lit-Crit off of your porch?
    A: Pay for the pizza!
    Sorry about that!

  21. desertwind June 29, 2006 at 12:32 pm #

    Just a slice, please.

  22. Fausta June 29, 2006 at 2:46 pm #

    Call in the Swiss

  23. Chris June 30, 2006 at 11:42 am #

    If I saw that dude on the street, I’d call the cops.

  24. Kaz June 30, 2006 at 12:46 pm #

    It looks like something my grandmother would wear to bed.

  25. oh navel June 30, 2006 at 6:07 pm #

    And nobody has even mentioned the really dreadful shoes…

  26. KP July 4, 2006 at 9:09 pm #

    I wish my pizza guy looked so good.

    Shoes? What shoes?

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