Where is the Five?
Manolo says, adding the whimsical numbers to the ugly shoes does not make them pretty.
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July 24th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
This shoe, it appears to have been sculpted from the remains of the Wellington boot.
July 24th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I once saw an incredibly-ugly-yet-somewhat-charming rooster thong that was done by campers. Sadly, these completely lack the charm….
July 24th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Oh lord, those shoes are enough to make an entire generation of women math-adverse.
July 24th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
If only they’d stuck a “pi” symbol on the toe, it would have been fetching…
July 24th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
The things humans put on their feet.
We cats are so much more sophisticated.
July 24th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
The Green/Yellow are $151.99, but the Brown/Pink are only $99.98. A bargain!
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July 24th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
The five is on the pair of hideous pink tennis shoes my father bought for me around 1982. They were so ugly I changed out of them as soon as I got to school. Fifty-year-old men shouldn’t shop for teenage girls.
July 24th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Annalucia Says: “This shoe, it appears to have been sculpted from the remains of the Wellington boot. ”
This was exactly my first though. Rubber rain pumps. Perhaps they were invented by the same person that thought up the high heeled sneaker. Save me!! =shudder=
July 24th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Indeed it doesn’t. The 5 was so traumatized by being part of that ghastly concoction that it ran away. That’s my theory, anyway.
July 24th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Maybe for Sesame Street…. which number is missing kids?
July 24th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Damn, those are ugly. Even a dog wouldn’t chew those unless you smeared bacon fat all over ‘em.
July 24th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Hasselhoff quit drinking?
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=228526>1=7703
July 24th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
There was an 18 wheeler truck on jack lifts, wonder where his tires went???
July 24th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
Is the “5″…maybe represented by the toes of the wearer? Still a wierd shoe though.
July 24th, 2006 at 10:19 pm
uhck, $151! Those shoes are aweful looking.
July 24th, 2006 at 10:29 pm
The shoes they are to wear while completing the sudoku.
July 25th, 2006 at 12:03 am
More importantly, where’s the fourth?
July 25th, 2006 at 7:30 am
Could the lawyer of the Manolo not perhaps file an injunction against this horror on the basis of grave mortal offense to the general public?
July 27th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
I truly believe these shoes are instant birth control.
*off to tell my OBGYN*
August 5th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
What is this?? Prisoner Numbers for women serving time for Fashion Crimes?
August 25th, 2007 at 1:16 am
I REALLY like these shoes… where can I get a pair?