Where is the Five?

By Manolo the Shoeblogger


CAMPER - Women's 29895 Twins    Manolo thinks they are ridiculous!
CAMPER - Women's 29895 Twins    Manolo thinks they are ridiculous!

Manolo says, adding the whimsical numbers to the ugly shoes does not make them pretty.

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21 Responses to “Where is the Five?”




  1. Annalucia Says:

    This shoe, it appears to have been sculpted from the remains of the Wellington boot.




  2. Kourtney Says:

    I once saw an incredibly-ugly-yet-somewhat-charming rooster thong that was done by campers. Sadly, these completely lack the charm….




  3. gidget bananas Says:

    Oh lord, those shoes are enough to make an entire generation of women math-adverse.




  4. Martha Says:

    If only they’d stuck a “pi” symbol on the toe, it would have been fetching…




  5. Miss China Paws Says:

    The things humans put on their feet.
    We cats are so much more sophisticated.




  6. tiptoe Says:

    The Green/Yellow are $151.99, but the Brown/Pink are only $99.98. A bargain!

    tt




  7. Lori Says:

    The five is on the pair of hideous pink tennis shoes my father bought for me around 1982. They were so ugly I changed out of them as soon as I got to school. Fifty-year-old men shouldn’t shop for teenage girls.




  8. Eve Says:

    Annalucia Says: “This shoe, it appears to have been sculpted from the remains of the Wellington boot. ”

    This was exactly my first though. Rubber rain pumps. Perhaps they were invented by the same person that thought up the high heeled sneaker. Save me!! =shudder=




  9. e Says:

    Indeed it doesn’t. The 5 was so traumatized by being part of that ghastly concoction that it ran away. That’s my theory, anyway.




  10. Anonymous Says:

    Maybe for Sesame Street…. which number is missing kids?




  11. deja pseu Says:

    Damn, those are ugly. Even a dog wouldn’t chew those unless you smeared bacon fat all over ’em.




  12. The Jen Says:

    Hasselhoff quit drinking?
    http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=228526&GT1=7703




  13. Lela Says:

    There was an 18 wheeler truck on jack lifts, wonder where his tires went???




  14. Phyllis Says:

    Is the “5”…maybe represented by the toes of the wearer? Still a wierd shoe though.




  15. Jennifer Says:

    uhck, $151! Those shoes are aweful looking.




  16. Solly Says:

    The shoes they are to wear while completing the sudoku.




  17. Anonymous Says:

    More importantly, where’s the fourth?




  18. Dora Long Says:

    Could the lawyer of the Manolo not perhaps file an injunction against this horror on the basis of grave mortal offense to the general public?




  19. debutaunt Says:

    I truly believe these shoes are instant birth control.

    *off to tell my OBGYN*




  20. miss tango Says:

    What is this?? Prisoner Numbers for women serving time for Fashion Crimes?




  21. Martha Says:

    I REALLY like these shoes… where can I get a pair?













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