Where is the Five?


CAMPER - Women's 29895 Twins    Manolo thinks they are ridiculous!
CAMPER - Women's 29895 Twins    Manolo thinks they are ridiculous!

Manolo says, adding the whimsical numbers to the ugly shoes does not make them pretty.

21 Responses to “Where is the Five?”

  1. Annalucia July 24, 2006 at 1:43 pm #

    This shoe, it appears to have been sculpted from the remains of the Wellington boot.

  2. Kourtney July 24, 2006 at 1:51 pm #

    I once saw an incredibly-ugly-yet-somewhat-charming rooster thong that was done by campers. Sadly, these completely lack the charm….

  3. gidget bananas July 24, 2006 at 2:00 pm #

    Oh lord, those shoes are enough to make an entire generation of women math-adverse.

  4. Martha July 24, 2006 at 2:38 pm #

    If only they’d stuck a “pi” symbol on the toe, it would have been fetching…

  5. Miss China Paws July 24, 2006 at 2:49 pm #

    The things humans put on their feet.
    We cats are so much more sophisticated.

  6. tiptoe July 24, 2006 at 3:25 pm #

    The Green/Yellow are $151.99, but the Brown/Pink are only $99.98. A bargain!

    tt

  7. Lori July 24, 2006 at 3:30 pm #

    The five is on the pair of hideous pink tennis shoes my father bought for me around 1982. They were so ugly I changed out of them as soon as I got to school. Fifty-year-old men shouldn’t shop for teenage girls.

  8. Eve July 24, 2006 at 3:53 pm #

    Annalucia Says: “This shoe, it appears to have been sculpted from the remains of the Wellington boot. ”

    This was exactly my first though. Rubber rain pumps. Perhaps they were invented by the same person that thought up the high heeled sneaker. Save me!! =shudder=

  9. e July 24, 2006 at 4:21 pm #

    Indeed it doesn’t. The 5 was so traumatized by being part of that ghastly concoction that it ran away. That’s my theory, anyway.

  10. Anonymous July 24, 2006 at 4:45 pm #

    Maybe for Sesame Street…. which number is missing kids?

  11. deja pseu July 24, 2006 at 4:50 pm #

    Damn, those are ugly. Even a dog wouldn’t chew those unless you smeared bacon fat all over ‘em.

  12. The Jen July 24, 2006 at 6:43 pm #

    Hasselhoff quit drinking?
    http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=228526&GT1=7703

  13. Lela July 24, 2006 at 7:44 pm #

    There was an 18 wheeler truck on jack lifts, wonder where his tires went???

  14. Phyllis July 24, 2006 at 9:19 pm #

    Is the “5″…maybe represented by the toes of the wearer? Still a wierd shoe though.

  15. Jennifer July 24, 2006 at 10:19 pm #

    uhck, $151! Those shoes are aweful looking.

  16. Solly July 24, 2006 at 10:29 pm #

    The shoes they are to wear while completing the sudoku.

  17. Anonymous July 25, 2006 at 12:03 am #

    More importantly, where’s the fourth?

  18. Dora Long July 25, 2006 at 7:30 am #

    Could the lawyer of the Manolo not perhaps file an injunction against this horror on the basis of grave mortal offense to the general public?

  19. debutaunt July 27, 2006 at 9:30 pm #

    I truly believe these shoes are instant birth control.

    *off to tell my OBGYN*

  20. miss tango August 5, 2006 at 5:53 pm #

    What is this?? Prisoner Numbers for women serving time for Fashion Crimes?

  21. Martha August 25, 2007 at 1:16 am #

    I REALLY like these shoes… where can I get a pair?