Comments on: Project Runway 3, Week 6

By: mona

mona — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 15:06:06 +0000

I am shocked Jeffrey wasn’t euthanized by Angela after his less than “dog pound” treatment of her mother. And what was that God awful ET triangle sewn on her chest?Yes, Jeffrey it might just be time to phone home and, if you keep it up, you’ll be calling collect with the accepting party asking “Jeffrey who?”. He needs to suffocate himself w/Michael’s plastic wrap before he has to design new dentures for his big mouth. Of course, before he can do this, he must unstick his lips from Vincent walking garbage art glue stick. Oh, and newsflash, Robert and the “barbie people” fooled us all by using Project Runway to promote Barbie’s new geriatric line coming this fall to a store near you. And one more thing, has anyone checked out the 8 cent reward for the delusinal man that escaped a psychiatric ward a few months ago. The reward is not for the man but for the stolen scaps taken while cutting out paper dolls which, while the man was escaping, was screaming frantically “I refuse to let this refuse be tossed away like it was refuse. I can make beautiful walking garbage and everyone will bow down to me with appreciation. I truly hope they remember to wear undergarments!”

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meliblue- Sun, Aug 27, 2006 at 7:34 AM EDT

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 17:30:49 +0000

When the Manolo said that Robert was “sinking…,” all I could think of was Artax and the “Swamp of Sadness” (click my name for reminder). Poor Eeyorish Robert! Why does working for the Barbie make him so blue?

By: ushie

ushie — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 17:13:52 +0000

The Laura’s pectoral bones are getting on my last nerve. For God’s sake, woman, find a dress that covers that expanse of thin-flesh over pointy bones!

I was cheered to hear Michael Kors call Allison’s “zaftig” “plus-sized” model a girl with a beautiful body. Michael, you have the class and the wonderfulness!

I, too, think it was that Daisy Duck hairbow that got Allison auf’ed. A more Grecian style, or perhaps Pre-Raphaelite, might have saved the Dress of Many Pleats.

Robert, he is boring me to death. Barbie is dressed so prettily! She would never show up to any doll event in dull clothes! Robert, go back to your first true love for the inspiration!

I kinda like Vincent’s craziness. I think he will surprise us all with something so amazingly bizarre we will fall in love with it.

By: Carrie Ann

Carrie Ann — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 15:34:41 +0000

I still like Laura, although I admit that she is tactless and arrogant. My loyalty to her is partly in response to the cattiness of the men (except darling Michael, of course). It seems to me that maybe they’re threatened by her personality, and they respond with all of the typical “bad mommy” rhetoric. She should be sweet and quiet and impressed by all of their creations, and instead she’s bitchy and critical. Every one of them is bitchy and critical; they just prefer to express it behind each other’s backs. And Kayne? Couching the attitude in a Southern drawl doesn’t make it any nicer. Ugh, I was really disgusted with Kayne, Robert, Vincent and Jeffrey this week.

By: VeddyVeddyBadAng

VeddyVeddyBadAng — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 15:02:24 +0000

I too like Laura, and I thought her attack of Vincent’s dress was understandable, given the circumstances. I mean, look at it from her point of view – this kook-ball gets to stay, when his dress was worse than Alison’s. Alison, whom everyone, including Laura, clearly liked and has obvious talent. I would be pissed off too if she was thrown off in order to keep a wacko like Vincent just because he’s a good “character” for the show.

I thought for sure he would go because he is ALWAYS in the bottom three! That’s some pretty consistent sucking, and it should be rewarded with an auf’ing. (It’s pretty obvious that Tim hates the guy too, and he seems to be a good judge…)

By: Martha

Martha — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 14:23:29 +0000

As very 1970s Norman Mailer meets Taxi Driver as the Martha finds the Jeffrey, it was a kickass dress.

And while Laura does evoke Cruella, she was not wrong in her furious assessment of Vincent’s dress, and I was amused at her mercifully brief rap attempt with the divine Michael, who deserves heaven and more…

By: Nancy Liedel

Nancy Liedel — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 14:13:30 +0000

I am infinitely sick of the Barbie Doll designer coming up short. Robert where is thy Bob Mackie-ish delight? Perhaps the models lack in the upper torso department confuddles him?

I believe that Heidi Klum is evil. I have never believed this before, but to call that poor wasp of a model a plus size is just cruel at best. Her stats say she has a 24 inch waist. Since when is that a plus size?

By: khanada

khanada — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 14:06:52 +0000

Oh… am I really the only one who likes Laura? I don’t think she should win, but I think her designs are sharp. While it wasn’t an appropriate time to lash out at Vincent, I like that she isn’t cowed by all the guys who seem to be ganging up on her. And I like the friendship she seems to have with Michael and even Angela after their team challenge.

But while I do like her aesthetic, I must admit the boob almost falling out of her shirt was alarming…

By: meow

meow — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 13:34:37 +0000

The Allison is much more beautiful than the Heidi. Perhaps the Heidi had had enough. The Vincent, he is no problem. :)

By: Ronikins

Ronikins — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:47:42 +0000

Has anyone else noticed that last three auf’s were all three the quiet, vanilla-y girls? As The Manolo says….production machinations are afoot. Too bad. So much for the reality of this unreal show.