What the Hoff wants is a woman who LOOKS intelligent. All this takes is the pair of glasses and the putting of the hair up in the bun. Even the Tara Reid can pull this off.

The Hoff needs someone who’s an all ‘round entertainer like himself- someone who acts, sings, even shimmies a little. Someone slightly younger, cuz men need that. I nominate Cher. She’s definitely clever, and career-oriented and understands the vagaries of a life in show biz.

Now if he’s seeking to meet someone across the pond… How ‘bout Sarah Ferguson?

Heidi Fleiss. She started and ran her own business, which should qualify her as “career oriented.”

Funny you should ask instead of scrolling down to the previous blog entry. Why not match the magnificent Hasselhof with the miraculously svelte Katie Couric? Clearly she’s a career oriented woman with a certain amount of cleverness. Maybe whoever dropped the extra pounds with help of photoshop could add work clothes and a pair of bookish glasses. No doubt she’d make a lovely addition/prop to one of his world famous music videos.

eeew.

Who would date hoff?

eeeew.

Hoff wants a clever woman? Clever women don’t appreciate being called “chick”. They also know about waxing. And they aren’t impressed by a lush. I think his search will be fruitless.

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Is Sylvester Stallone’s mama still available? They could wear bad headbands and obvious bronzing foam together while jogging to the Pacific Pallisades Botox clinic.

Hmmm, a corrolary on the Groucho Marx paradox, ” I wouldn’t join a club that would have me.”
Sharon Stone, she’s free.

Cathy beat me to it. That was my thought. Step one, David. Women are not chicks. Chicks come from chickens. Nowhere else.