Comments on: Help the Hoff http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/ Manolo Loves the Shoes! Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:06:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: splendidcakes http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-429427 splendidcakes Sun, 15 Apr 2007 19:26:11 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-429427 The answer is obvious, Velma from Scooby-Doo!! The answer is obvious, Velma from Scooby-Doo!!

]]> By: Miachelle http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-66224 Miachelle Sun, 10 Sep 2006 15:39:04 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-66224 Cathy beat me to it. That was my thought. Step one, David. Women are not chicks. Chicks come from chickens. Nowhere else. Cathy beat me to it. That was my thought. Step one, David. Women are not chicks. Chicks come from chickens. Nowhere else.

]]> By: Cathy http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-60692 Cathy Mon, 04 Sep 2006 22:44:06 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-60692 Perhaps, if he wants an intelligent woman, he should stop referring to women as "chicks." Perhaps, if he wants an intelligent woman, he should stop referring to women as “chicks.”

]]> By: toad http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-57561 toad Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:37:28 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-57561 Hmmm, a corrolary on the Groucho Marx paradox, " I wouldn't join a club that would have me." Sharon Stone, she's free. Hmmm, a corrolary on the Groucho Marx paradox, ” I wouldn’t join a club that would have me.”
Sharon Stone, she’s free.

]]> By: Chairman of the Bored http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-57368 Chairman of the Bored Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:22:38 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-57368 I have recently found out that David Hasselhoff is the King of Das Germans. I am still trying to corroborate that allegation. As for finding a chick, why not wear the egghead hat shown above? If that doesnt work, perhaps he can receive the gratification he so richly deserves by placing the following at select locations: http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/0/0b/Hoff_soap.jpg/180px-Hoff_soap.jpg I have recently found out that David Hasselhoff is the King of Das Germans. I am still trying to corroborate that allegation.
As for finding a chick, why not wear the egghead hat shown above?
If that doesnt work, perhaps he can receive the gratification he so richly deserves by placing the following at select locations: http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/0/0b/Hoff_soap.jpg/180px-Hoff_soap.jpg

]]> By: xoconostle http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55937 xoconostle Thu, 31 Aug 2006 21:45:53 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55937 Is Sylvester Stallone's mama still available? They could wear bad headbands and obvious bronzing foam together while jogging to the Pacific Pallisades Botox clinic. Is Sylvester Stallone’s mama still available? They could wear bad headbands and obvious bronzing foam together while jogging to the Pacific Pallisades Botox clinic.

]]> By: Mondrianyone http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55896 Mondrianyone Thu, 31 Aug 2006 17:55:44 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55896 Condoleezza Rice. Because the world needs at least one person named "Condoleezza Hasselhoff." But just one. Condoleezza Rice. Because the world needs at least one person named “Condoleezza Hasselhoff.” But just one.

]]> By: Chris http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55892 Chris Thu, 31 Aug 2006 17:41:44 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55892 There are other ways to help The Hoff. Go to GetHasselhofftoNumber1.com and commit to helping The Hoff reach the #1 spot on the UK charts. http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/ There are other ways to help The Hoff. Go to GetHasselhofftoNumber1.com and commit to helping The Hoff reach the #1 spot on the UK charts.
http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/

]]> By: rubyg http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55874 rubyg Thu, 31 Aug 2006 16:31:26 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55874 eowyn just expressed what i thought after reading your entry. exactly, no clever/intelligent woman would appreciate being called "chick"! mr. hoff, do wake up! eowyn just expressed what i thought after reading your entry. exactly, no clever/intelligent woman would appreciate being called “chick”!

mr. hoff, do wake up!

]]> By: eowyn_2 http://shoeblogs.com/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55857 eowyn_2 Thu, 31 Aug 2006 15:38:23 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2006/08/30/help-the-hoff/#comment-55857 Hoff wants a clever woman? Clever women don't appreciate being called "chick". They also know about waxing. And they aren't impressed by a lush. I think his search will be fruitless. Hoff wants a clever woman? Clever women don’t appreciate being called “chick”. They also know about waxing. And they aren’t impressed by a lush. I think his search will be fruitless.

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