Archive for August, 2006


Manolo the Columnist

Friday, August 25th, 2006

Manolo says, here is the latest of the Manolo’s columns for the Express of the Washington Post.

Dear Manolo,

I am a happily married mother of three, and I’m finding that as my 35th birthday approaches, I am craving some really nice red shoes. OK, “nice” isn’t the word. More like “hot”! Can you recommend some red heels, not over 3 ½ inches that are super fantastic but not too “young”?

Cahdi

Manolo says, ayyyyyy! What better way to celebrate the birthday than with the new pair of the shoes!

Of the course, as the Manolo’s friend Cahdi has indicated, the “hot” shoes desired by the soon-to-be 35-year-old woman are not usually the same as the “hot” shoes desired by the 18-year-old woman.

One would worry about the 35-year-old mother of the three who would wear the shiny plastic red shoes with the five inch heels more suitable for the dancer of the pole.

Yes, most ordinary men, who are bedazzled by the shiny bright objects, are not so subtle as to notice the difference. But as we know, the truly “hot” shoes not only attract the admiring gaze but also please the wearer, giving to her the confidence and feeling of sexiness that most worthy men find fully alluring.

Thus the Manolo would recommend to his friend this shoe, the Catchy by the Charles David as being hot. It has the ankle strap, and the ankles straps they are always sexy.
Catchy by Charles David    Manolo Likes!  Click!


Say No to the Drew Barrymore!

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Manolo says, ayyyyyyyy! And after all the Manolo has done to warn the nation of the dangers of both the poncho and the Uggs.

P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend the Travelling Librarian for the tip.


Project Runway 3, Week 7

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Manolo says, this episode of the Project Runway, it had it all: the anger, the tears, the ladies of the certain size, the Micheal Kors and the mother of the Michael Kors in the Mommy-and-Me outfits!

Ayyyyyyyy! Such fun!

First, allow the Manolo to say, adieu, sweet Barbie Prince Bob. Yes, everything you made looked as if it was something you had just purchased down at the Ross Dress for Less, but you were still the nice guy and you had the big gym-made biceps.

Second, allow the Manolo to congratulate the crazy Vincent for designing what was the superior outfit of the evening. Even the better, Vincent turned out to be the mensch, the person who knew when it was appropriate to apologize and was not afraid to tell someone so. Yes, he is wound three turns too tight, but he is not the bad person.

Speaking of the bad person, the Manolo cannot help but think that the Jeffrey must have been the much more pleasant person as the junkie. Indeed, slumped against the wall in the heroin stupor would be infinately superior to the rude, angry, aggressive, petulant child he is sober.

And here the Manolo he is risking much scorn and anger from the recovering-addict-American community, but what can he do, there are those people who would simply be better company stoned.

The Jeffrey he does have the sympathy of the Manolo, as he is undoubtedly tormented in ways we cannot know, but this it is not the excuse for being abusive to someone’s mama.

As for the rest of this episode, the Manolo loved the mothers, this was the wonderful, stupdenous idea from the producers. Here, the Manolo thought, was the chance for these aspiring designers to dress the real, everyday woman in all of her glory. Brilliant!

There are few things that test the true ability of the designer than having to dress the woman who is not the skinny teenager with the protruding hip bones and the stick legs. Just ask Alison from the last week’s challenge.

The Manolo thought that the outfits produced by Michael and Uli were quite good, and that the Kayne did much better than the judges gave him credit for. Laura’s outfit made the Manolo think of something the executive secretary of the certain age would wear to the office, definitely not something to be worn on the cruise. As for the Jeffrey’s and Angela’s…ayyyyyyyy! Only in the mind of the Angela could the shaky-shaky fringe = Audrey Hepburn.

Finally, the Manolo loves, loves, loves the Joan Kors.

This woman she needs her own show on the Bravo Network: The Joan Kors Koffee Klatch. Just Joan sitting around drinking the coffee, chain smoking the Lucky Strikes, discussing whatever happens to be in her mind at that moment with whatever guest happens to drop by. The Manolo would definitely watch that.

P.S. The super fantastic Laura K. of the super fantastic Blogging the Project Runway, reminds the Manolo that this latest challenge, like at least two of the previous challenges, was first suggested and discussed by the very canny readers of the Blogging the Project Runway, long before the producers ever “thought” of them.

For the past several months the Manolo has considered the Blogging the Project Runway to be the single most important resource on the internets for the Project Runway television show, indeed, it is far more important and informative than the filled with fluff and nonsense website of the Bravo. (The Manolo only goes to the Bravo site to hear the Tim Gunn’s podcasts.)

If you love the Project Runway you should be reading the Blogging the Project Runway.


She’s Gone All Beyonce!

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Manolo says, ayyyyyy! The Manolo he prefers the old Mariah, before she started appearing on the stage in her underpants.


Sandals for the Thursday

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Copley by Anne Klein New York    Manolo Likes!  Click!Copley by Anne Klein New York   Manolo Likes!  Click!

Manolo says, here are the beautiful strappy mid-heel sandals from the Anne Klein New York. Exactly what the Dr. Manolo orders for the final week of the summer.


The Carnivale of the Couture

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

Manolo says, the latest Carnivale of the Couture, it is now available for your reading pleasure at the website of the Coquette. The title it is From Summer to Fall.


What the Manolo Is…

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

Manolo says, here is the list of what the Manolo is…

Reading…

Listening to…

Watching…

Gitano! The word the Manolo has more than once heard shouted in anger.


Manolo’s Tuesday Morning Miscellany

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

Manolo says, here are the few items that may perhaps amuse…

A crime against inhumanity.

“Once you have accepted the belt into your daily regimen it will make perfect sense. It will be the first thing you reach for in your wardrobe.”


“In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy,” she writes. “It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston’s name.”


Galveston, Oh Galveston

Monday, August 21st, 2006

Manolo says, Huzzah! The Manolo the Shoeblogger he has been quoted in the Galveston County Daily News. Finally, the influence of the Manolo is being felt in the heartland!

As the end of summer approaches, the question looms: Can you wear white shoes after Labor Day?

This question raises as much passionate debate as politics and religion — especially among Southern women.

The traditional rule says you put away your white shoes on Labor Day and don’t take them out until Easter.

[…]

There are dissenters.

“Fashion rules were made to be broken,” said Patricia McCune, who tracks trends for J.C. Penney Co. “Actually, the way that fashion is going now, the big thing is for everyone to express their individuality. So I say whatever expresses your individuality, go for it.”

Last year, Manolo’s Shoe Blog (http://shoeblogs.com) offered the same advice.

“The correct rule is always appropriateness,” Manolo wrote. “It is indeed not appropriate to wear the flip flops to meet the Mr. President. However, it is most appropriate to wear the super fantastic white shoes anytime the weather it is clement.”

It is that time of the year again, time for the annual arguement about the wearing of the white shoes after the Day of Labor.

Soon, like the Punxsutawney Phil on the Day of the Groundhog, the Manolo will emerge from his lair to make is annual official pronouncement on this matter.







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