It rubs the lotion on its skin
It does this when it’s told
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose
And when it’s done, there’s just one thing
A simple little task, it’s
Put the f*uckin lotion in the basket
She mates and then she kills and the mate wishes she had killed him first.
P.S. Avast there…..I just learned about International Talk Like A Pirate Day today. The Gemdiva thinks this is a right jolly idea and only wishes she had heard of it sooner. ARRR!
The nature concept is nice. However, the insect-infested effect is ghastly. Will someone get the poor model out of those clothes before a whole wad of insectivores go eat her up!
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19 years ago
Hey, I think I just found my Hallowee costume for this year!
Lady DunBraidh 19 years ago
The Lady DunBraidh is now digging out her extra-large fly swatter!
liz 19 years ago
Beware the super-long eyelash. It’s got a poisonous barb at the end of it!
Miz Shoes 19 years ago
But her legs are gorgeous.
I think it’s an homage to International Talk Like A Pirate Day, yarr?
Sam 19 years ago
Aye, Talk Like A Pirate Day is one of my favorite days of the year.
That eye patch is pretty awesome. Too bad the rest of the ensemble is not.
Lisa 19 years ago
“Silence of the Fug”
Igor 19 years ago
http://www.silencethemusical.com/index.shtml
It rubs the lotion on its skin
It does this when it’s told
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose
And when it’s done, there’s just one thing
A simple little task, it’s
Put the f*uckin lotion in the basket
D.L. McNair 19 years ago
WTF!
Gemdiva 19 years ago
She mates and then she kills and the mate wishes she had killed him first.
P.S. Avast there…..I just learned about International Talk Like A Pirate Day today. The Gemdiva thinks this is a right jolly idea and only wishes she had heard of it sooner. ARRR!
Gemdiva 19 years ago
Of course, the judges on Project Runway probably would label this “couture” and award it first prize. Shiver me timbers.
desertwind 19 years ago
Help me! Help me!
Fausta 19 years ago
Behold: The Silence of the Pirate Lambs.
Dani 19 years ago
This is just- disturbing. I can’t even make fun of it.
hazelhelmut 19 years ago
The nature concept is nice. However, the insect-infested effect is ghastly. Will someone get the poor model out of those clothes before a whole wad of insectivores go eat her up!
Shooze 19 years ago
ugly to the tenth power
BeckyJ 19 years ago
“Bad Fashion” doesn’t even begin to describe it.
la petite chou chou 19 years ago
Someone mentioned project runway. Does this mean that next spring we will be seeing that shirt in Banana Republics all over the continent?