The Prisoner of Xenu

Manolo says, hurry! The guards are away!

12 Responses to “The Prisoner of Xenu”

  1. la petite chou chou November 18, 2006 at 9:14 pm #

    What the hell? She looks like she is a patient peering out of an insane asylum.

  2. Cat November 19, 2006 at 2:07 am #

    la petite chou chou, I believe she *is* peering out of an insane asylum.

  3. VJ November 19, 2006 at 9:40 am #

    Life as she once knew it is over. And what’s up with her wardrobe these days? She looks like she’s been raiding grandma’s designer closet.

  4. Never teh Bride November 19, 2006 at 12:20 pm #

    Ahahaha, VJ, that’s exactly what I’ve been thinking. Classic is one thing, but she’s definitely cross the line into granny territory.

  5. Amanda November 20, 2006 at 5:00 am #

    I feel very, very sorry for that girl. She’s married to the Lord of the Psychopaths now.

  6. Deborah November 20, 2006 at 7:51 am #

    The link is so appropriate! Tom & Katie, Michael Jackson — just two examples of the absurdity of celebrity these days.

  7. Obi's Sister November 20, 2006 at 4:40 pm #

    Poor child. For some reason, Legends (that dreadful movie) keeps running through my head….

  8. la petite chou chou November 20, 2006 at 7:34 pm #

    hehe. Legends.

  9. la petite chou chou November 20, 2006 at 7:35 pm #

    …Sadly, I think that was when he was normal.

  10. Mrs.Vreeland November 21, 2006 at 9:42 pm #

    Thank God for all of you. I have just been on a website where all love and adore everything about these two. Everything. It was like a special hell with Hallmark cards. An internet red state. I thought I was losing my mind. Now I have the strength to mix some pre- Thanksgiving cocktails and laugh again. . .

  11. Lori November 28, 2006 at 6:10 pm #

    I’ll have to check out “The Mysteries of Udolpho.” Sounds intriguing!

  12. La BellaDonna November 29, 2006 at 10:19 am #

    http://www.londonnet.co.uk/entertainment/2006/Nov/4122_20061128.php

    Dearest Manolo, I had to send the above link to you! The so-crazy Tom Cruise, who was “deeply concerned” that the poor Katie Holmes had – gasp! gained weight while having a baby – actually gained so much weight himself before the wedding that he could not fit into his tuxedo, and had to be cinched in in order to make it down the aisle. The article, it refers to “the girdle;” the Armani source apparently referred to “the corset.” La BellaDonna, she would suggest the straight jacket. I attach the link for your enjoyment.

    Muchas besos,

    La BellaDonna

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