FEB
2007
09

Manolo the Columnist

Manolo says, here is the Manolo’s latest column for the Express of the Washington Post. Dear Manolo, I have very long narrow feet— size 12 AA to be specific. I am also plagued by foot and knee problems such that I am effectively forbidden from wearing high heels ever again. What would you recommend? Claire Manolo says, ayyyyyy! The excessively long, narrow feets? You have the Jackie O foot! Or, perhaps more distressingly, the Paris Hilton foot. You are indeed lucky and/or cursed to have such gigantic, elegant, aristocratic and/or skanky feets. Happily, for the ladies who are not the…

FEB
2007
09

Like the Mongol Hordes Sweeping in From the East

Manolo says, ayyyyyyyy! Only three more months until the apocalyptic return of the Eurovision Song Contest. Here, to remind you of the unrelenting horror that lies ahead, the Manolo gives you the 1979’s fourth-place finisher, from Germany, Dschinghis Khan. (Fast forward through the first minute to get to the true horror!) And here below is the special bonus video to increase your sense of dread. Thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend the Adalmin