The Desperation Situation
Manolo says, hello boys, remember these?
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February 15th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I’m sure the boys wish they could forget.
I know I do.
February 15th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
At first glance this photograph appeared to be that of Emma Caulfield, who played a vengeance demon on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” But no: La Caulfield surely has better taste and judgment than to display herself in this manner.
And the Annalucia cannot help noticing that La Stone is built - well, “wide apart” as opposed to “close together.” The Annalucia is of similar construction: and while she is no fashion plate she certainly knows better than to expose that vast empty valley to the multitudes. Has not La Stone a best friend, or at least a paid consultant, who can warn her against such mistakes?
February 15th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
And the Annalucia cannot help noticing that La Stone is built - well, “wide apart’’ as opposed to “close together.’’
… occasionally referred to as “easty-westies.”
Someone at dinner the other night mentioned a condition that could only be called “northy-southy”, frightful to contemplate.
February 15th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Fashion sense aside (I don’t have any but I love the humor on this blog) some of the boys would not be real unhappy if their wives looked like that.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Beautiful? Yes, still quite beautiful, regardless of the amount of “work” that has been done to render her so.
Sexy? Indeed.
Charming? Weeeelllll, not so much and never was.
And the boys would probably tire of the crazy right quick-like…
The crazy? It’s multiplying exponentially these days. Time for another MRI, Sharon. Seriously.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
La Stone sure is La Nasty. It’s one of her few redeeming qualities.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
a day without manolo is truly a day without sunshine!! but my computer is with us again….
February 15th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
When that picture first came up on my screen, my immediate reaction was, “She looks like a 90’s version of the Fembots from Austin Powers.” I’m still waiting to see the gun barrels emerge from her bodice!
February 15th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
And,Manolo is the legend:) Anyway,I heard for this place at http://www.fashion-info.net fashion forum
February 16th, 2007 at 9:50 am
Ahhh, the desperation of the woman trying to hang on to her youth.
Age gracefully, dear, and you won’t become the butt of jokes…
February 16th, 2007 at 10:46 am
My hair! My hair!
What’s up with her hair? The bottom half looks fried. Maybe that metal chain between the mounts of dispair bumped an outlet or a photog’s extension cord or something on the way in, thus resulting in the exceeding bad hair day. Or maybe that IS the whole point of this sad display - “Heyyyyy fellas, check these out!!” (Don’t look at my hair!) If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle then with boobs!
February 16th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Oh the humanity! I thought I’d been excused forever from seeing them. Damn you, Manolo, for bringing them back out where they DON’T belong!
February 16th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
That’s Sharon Stone?? I thought it was Madonna. Well, I guess they are a bit interchangable these days.
February 16th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Bob: I thought it was Madonna, too. All I can say is, all that beautiful bone structure, wasted on Sharon Stoned.
February 17th, 2007 at 12:39 am
La Stone is simply catching up on her symmetry-her breasts appear to be as far apart as her legs were in that movie a few years back.
February 18th, 2007 at 2:20 am
ba hahaha.
February 19th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Is she growing out a perm?
February 20th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
The Sharon, she is mucha mujer, you know? Mucha mucha mujer. Yet she is, how we say in the homeland, “loca que el ratón del servicio.” It means, crazy as the rat in the watercloset. If you have the meaning, no?
February 21st, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I always knew she was loca, an unsubstantiated intuition really. Anyone know le de-tails ?
February 21st, 2007 at 8:16 pm
She used to be in mensa. Wonder what happened?