Hoff Broadway
Manolo says, Filled with enormous amounts of the high-grade testosterone, the glorious and manly Hasselhoff obviously does not look very much like the woman. Although, the Manolo will say, that the Hoff is nonetheless much the more convincing than this person.
P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend the Lisa for the link!
I am….mesmerized, yet nauseous, all at the same time. This is very uncomfortable.
So the Hasselhoff is not acting the role of Roger DeBris in yet another production of “The Producers”? The Annalucia, she is disappointed.
As for the Giuliani, well, the Annalucia must admit that…well, very often, once they reach a certain age, the Italians (especially those who have originated south of Rome) can be very hard to tell apart, male from female, if their clothing does not signify. In her New York childhood she saw many elderly women who looked no more bizarre than Il Rodolfo. And they often did a worse job with the cosmetics.
I saw that article in People mag, and I thought, “He looks great as the Chrysler building!” I love Hoff. He can laugh at himself.
“Big in Germany” eh? I never knew what it was a euphemism for until right this moment.
Apparently The Hoff has waxed his chest for the occasion. OUCH!
But he has not waxed his arms!
that can’t be right….the Guilliani thing…
*shudder*
“The hoff he is indeed always charming, but the Rudy—Ayyyyyy!”
In the Hoff’s defense, the wig (in the next picture on the People site) does bring it all together. More or less. I think.
I bet the Hoff wowed ‘em in Bayreuth. And how about that Rhine Maiden helping with his earrings? Hubba hubba! Nice ink!
Um, I don’t get it. What’s the Giuliani/Trump commercial about? It seems as though it is an anti-Giuliani political commercial before it cuts out… but I can’t imagine the real Trump and the real Giuliani being in a commercial like that.
Anyone?
Anyone?
It was a fundraiser/roast that they were both involved in a few years ago.
It was a fundraiser/roast that they were both involved in a few years ago. It will be used as a campaign attack ad at some point in the next year, I’m sure.
But it was originally produced as a joke.
Huzzah to Cris for Wagnerian humor!