Manolo says, the Crocs are not just the feetwear abominations, they may actually cause the death of the innocent bystanders!
Blekinge hospital in southern Sweden suspects the slip-on shoes, made by US firm Crocs Inc, are to blame for at least three incidents in which respirators and other machines malfunctioned. The mishaps caused no injuries.
Hospital spokesman Bjorn Lofqvist said staff wearing the clogs could turn into “a cloud of lighting” because of the static electricity.
So there you are, innocently lying in your oxygen tent barely hanging on to life, when the insensitive lout in the Crocs shuffles up and zaps you into the afterlife!
Manolo says, do not be the Angel of Death, do not wear the Crocs.
P.S. Many thanks to the many internet friends who emailed the Manolo this most important story.