Comments on: Kelly Clarkson in the MuuMuu http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/ Manolo Loves the Shoes! Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:23:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: La BellaDonna http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-443993 La BellaDonna Thu, 03 May 2007 23:18:05 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-443993 Tsk! La BellaDonna, she has the sympathy for the Kelly. Sadly, Hollywood is actually the desert, for it is the terrain and territory of the dried and dessicated stylists, such as the Rachel Zoe: http://cdn-39.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users13/celebgossip/default/msg-116467474268.jpg who have not the One. Single. Clue. as to how to dress the lush and delectable succulence of the ladies who are built like the Kelly Clarkson, who is a visual oasis in the desert of Hollywood. The Kelly Clarkson - and the rest of the world in general!* - would be better off if La BellaDonna was styling the Kelly. *with the possible exception, of the course, of the mens (and the ladies) who would now be sweating and shaking and not getting any sleep because of the inability to focus on anything except the sumptuous and talented Kelly. The curves, they are not the curse! But they are the curves, and not the picket fence, or the railroad tracks, or the bag of wire hangers, and cannot therefore be dressed in the same way. If the stylist knows only how to put the bag on the wire hanger (La BellaDonna, she is looking at YOU, Ms. Zoe), the curvy woman will look like the hot mess. Tsk! La BellaDonna, she has the sympathy for the Kelly. Sadly, Hollywood is actually the desert, for it is the terrain and territory of the dried and dessicated stylists, such as the Rachel Zoe:

http://cdn-39.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users13/celebgossip/default/msg-116467474268.jpg

who have not the One. Single. Clue. as to how to dress the lush and delectable succulence of the ladies who are built like the Kelly Clarkson, who is a visual oasis in the desert of Hollywood. The Kelly Clarkson - and the rest of the world in general!* - would be better off if La BellaDonna was styling the Kelly.

*with the possible exception, of the course, of the mens (and the ladies) who would now be sweating and shaking and not getting any sleep because of the inability to focus on anything except the sumptuous and talented Kelly.

The curves, they are not the curse! But they are the curves, and not the picket fence, or the railroad tracks, or the bag of wire hangers, and cannot therefore be dressed in the same way. If the stylist knows only how to put the bag on the wire hanger (La BellaDonna, she is looking at YOU, Ms. Zoe), the curvy woman will look like the hot mess.

]]> By: Ninjarina http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-440764 Ninjarina Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:49:31 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-440764 It's so sad b/c Kelly is NOT an ugly girl - just very unfortunately pear-shaped and a bit zaftig. Someone needs to help this diamond in the rough! It’s so sad b/c Kelly is NOT an ugly girl - just very unfortunately pear-shaped and a bit zaftig. Someone needs to help this diamond in the rough!

]]> By: la petite chou chou http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-440051 la petite chou chou Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:08:06 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-440051 Ugh. I think she could look pretty at any weight but she needs a dress that hits her just below the knee. She doesn't have bad calves. But GOD, both those dresses are HIDEOUS. I could be a much better stylist...and since I work in retail...I probably actually could... Ugh. I think she could look pretty at any weight but she needs a dress that hits her just below the knee. She doesn’t have bad calves. But GOD, both those dresses are HIDEOUS. I could be a much better stylist…and since I work in retail…I probably actually could…

]]> By: Dlishus http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439983 Dlishus Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:31:56 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439983 Poor Kelly - that dress made her look larger than life in such a BAD way! I can't believe she sang in that shapeless sheath - and the colours. Oh the HORROR! Obviously, she is not confident in her own style - whatever that may be. Poor Kelly - that dress made her look larger than life in such a BAD way! I can’t believe she sang in that shapeless sheath - and the colours. Oh the HORROR!

Obviously, she is not confident in her own style - whatever that may be.

]]> By: Melissa http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439940 Melissa Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:36:24 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439940 Clearly whoever is dressing poor Kelly Clarkson has no idea what to do with someone who isn't a size 0. It's possible to wear flattering clothing at any size, and putting her in a baggy dress and calling it a day is just plain lazy. Bah! Clearly whoever is dressing poor Kelly Clarkson has no idea what to do with someone who isn’t a size 0. It’s possible to wear flattering clothing at any size, and putting her in a baggy dress and calling it a day is just plain lazy. Bah!

]]> By: nicole http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439904 nicole Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:56:59 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439904 no wonder people said she look heavier on american idol... no wonder people said she look heavier on american idol…

]]> By: cheeky http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439888 cheeky Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:35:26 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439888 To be honest, I think she looks very pretty here. She doesn't have the greatest legs, so covering them up is not a bad idea. I also don't think she looks fat. To be honest, I think she looks very pretty here. She doesn’t have the greatest legs, so covering them up is not a bad idea. I also don’t think she looks fat.

]]> By: e http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439825 e Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:23:09 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439825 Perhaps that muumuu could be used to cover up the beached whale--I mean Val Kilmer--from the previous post. Perhaps that muumuu could be used to cover up the beached whale–I mean Val Kilmer–from the previous post.

]]> By: Violin_duchess86 http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439801 Violin_duchess86 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:48:43 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439801 At least her stomach is not hanging out from under her shirt and over the sides of her pants. That's got to be a plus, no? At least her stomach is not hanging out from under her shirt and over the sides of her pants. That’s got to be a plus, no?

]]> By: LeighB in GA http://shoeblogs.com/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439680 LeighB in GA Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:24:16 +0000 http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2007/04/25/kelly-clarkson-in-the-muumuu/#comment-439680 Not being a skinny girl myself, I can sympathize. However, the Mama Cass look is not working for her. Not being a skinny girl myself, I can sympathize. However, the Mama Cass look is not working for her.

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