Kelly Clarkson in the MuuMuu
Manolo says, time to fire the stylist. Indeed, time to punch the stylist in the nose.
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April 25th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
My God! This outfit make Kelly look super fat.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
I think this is a major improvement over this monstrosity: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/73919180.jpg
April 25th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Stylist? What stylist? Apparently, she doesn’t have one!
April 26th, 2007 at 1:13 am
If one looks like one can moo…it is fashionable wear.
April 26th, 2007 at 8:01 am
The reason Kelly was wearing a muumuu is that she has gained a lot of weight! However, even that frumpy thing could not hide her enormous honky-tonk ba-donka-donk. You can see the weightgain in her face too, and her stylist tried to give her a big hair-in-the-face do in order to hide that too.
Here is another recent pic of her which you can see she’s gained weight:
http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/04/19/kelly-clarkson-looking-like-a-chantarelle/
She is short, so even a 10 pound weight gain will affect her greatly. Hopefully she will lose the weight in a healthy way and not starve herself or develop an eating disorder.
April 26th, 2007 at 10:03 am
I did not even recognize Miss Clarkson last night. The wig surely had to be an Elvira reject. And if Elvira does not want it, no one should want it. Maybe this will be a wake up call to her, not to lose weight but to get a sylist. Please Kelly, for all of us, get some help.
April 26th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Not being a skinny girl myself, I can sympathize. However, the Mama Cass look is not working for her.
April 26th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
At least her stomach is not hanging out from under her shirt and over the sides of her pants. That’s got to be a plus, no?
April 26th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Perhaps that muumuu could be used to cover up the beached whale–I mean Val Kilmer–from the previous post.
April 26th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
To be honest, I think she looks very pretty here. She doesn’t have the greatest legs, so covering them up is not a bad idea. I also don’t think she looks fat.
April 26th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
no wonder people said she look heavier on american idol…
April 26th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Clearly whoever is dressing poor Kelly Clarkson has no idea what to do with someone who isn’t a size 0. It’s possible to wear flattering clothing at any size, and putting her in a baggy dress and calling it a day is just plain lazy. Bah!
April 26th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Poor Kelly - that dress made her look larger than life in such a BAD way! I can’t believe she sang in that shapeless sheath - and the colours. Oh the HORROR!
Obviously, she is not confident in her own style - whatever that may be.
April 26th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Ugh. I think she could look pretty at any weight but she needs a dress that hits her just below the knee. She doesn’t have bad calves. But GOD, both those dresses are HIDEOUS. I could be a much better stylist…and since I work in retail…I probably actually could…
April 27th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
It’s so sad b/c Kelly is NOT an ugly girl - just very unfortunately pear-shaped and a bit zaftig. Someone needs to help this diamond in the rough!
May 3rd, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Tsk! La BellaDonna, she has the sympathy for the Kelly. Sadly, Hollywood is actually the desert, for it is the terrain and territory of the dried and dessicated stylists, such as the Rachel Zoe:
http://cdn-39.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users13/celebgossip/default/msg-116467474268.jpg
who have not the One. Single. Clue. as to how to dress the lush and delectable succulence of the ladies who are built like the Kelly Clarkson, who is a visual oasis in the desert of Hollywood. The Kelly Clarkson - and the rest of the world in general!* - would be better off if La BellaDonna was styling the Kelly.
*with the possible exception, of the course, of the mens (and the ladies) who would now be sweating and shaking and not getting any sleep because of the inability to focus on anything except the sumptuous and talented Kelly.
The curves, they are not the curse! But they are the curves, and not the picket fence, or the railroad tracks, or the bag of wire hangers, and cannot therefore be dressed in the same way. If the stylist knows only how to put the bag on the wire hanger (La BellaDonna, she is looking at YOU, Ms. Zoe), the curvy woman will look like the hot mess.