The Burden of Consequences
Manolo says, let the gloating begin!
Actually, the Manolo was going to write something about how gloating was unseemly, and about how one should try to find some small sympathy for the human person, Paris Hilton.
But then, what the heck, biotch had it coming.
And so, the Manolo now takes great pleasure in the fine and satisfying turnings of the wheels of justice, and will give over the briefest period of time to this unseemly delight in the suffering of another.
May 5th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
You know things are bad when you’ve alienated the sympathy of a person as kind Manolo the Shoeblogger.
May 5th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
This is so hilarious.
She needs to go to jail!
May 6th, 2007 at 5:01 am
In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz, “Ha Ha!”
May 6th, 2007 at 8:25 am
Manolo - I love you!
“Biotch!” LOL
May 6th, 2007 at 9:23 am
The other great thing about this is–45 days with no new Paris Hilton news! Her 15 minutes should have been over long, long ago.
May 6th, 2007 at 9:41 am
SCHADENFREUDE!
May 6th, 2007 at 9:52 am
She’ll probably take the opportunity to design a line of correctional facility-inspired sportswear, which will be simultaneously drab, unflattering, and obscenely revealing.
May 6th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Judging by the pic above, she does look good in gray. Well turned out for being put in.
May 6th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Is it just me, or does her face look plastic?
May 6th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
The courthouse antics of the Kathy Hilton go a long way towards explaining why Paris turned out the way she did. Like mother, like daughter. Still, I am unable to conjure up the slightest amount of sympathy for this ridiculous person. One can only hope that she will learn something from her stint in the pokey.
May 6th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I say she’s a dirtbag and she deserves it. I only hope no one in jail is foolish enough to make her their b*tch, because they might catch something. Blech.
May 6th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Based on what she said in court, it sounds like she might benefit from strong consequences - she didn’t seem to ‘get it’ with probation and a warning from a police about driving with a suspended license. She blamed everyone but herself. I agree with Cat, her mother’s behavior go a long way to explaining this poor little rich girl.
May 6th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
When you live by the sword - you die by the sword.
May 6th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
It’s too bad stupidity and vulgarity aren’t crimes. They could add a life sentence to that 45 days.
May 6th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Her presence is so pernicious that I’am afraid what could happen to the other prisioners.
Poor girls they will live 45 days with this disgusting human being.
The jail is already a bad place to be, and her presence don’t contribute to make that place better.
I know, I know,
It’s an exaggeration…maybe….
May 6th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
She should also be made to view pictures of the victims of accidents which were caused by pinheads such as herself who just had to drink and drive. The woman had more money than anyone could possibly spend in a lifetime, why dosen’t she just have a chauffer take her about if she wants to drink?
May 7th, 2007 at 1:05 am
Ugh. That’s a good point.
She is a terrible human being. I think jail is just what she needs.
May 7th, 2007 at 1:18 am
Is she a human being to begin with?
May 7th, 2007 at 6:57 am
The Giabella cannot stop thinking how truly heinous it is that so many of the young girls they look up to this creature. Such a bad role model! Perhaps the little waxen wannabes will understand that you cannot break the law, even if you are famous, but since most of them seem to have the mammas of the Kathy Hilton ilk, she fears the lesson will be lost.
THe Giabella would, however, like to buy that judge dinner. Or perhaps a fabulous pair of the shoesies to break up the blah of the black robes.
May 7th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
45 Days is simply not long enough.
Unfortunately, the media will make every attempt to give the world a detailed blow by blow of her stint in jail….all 45 days. Example: Naomi Campbell and her community service.
May 7th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
It’s interesting that Mrs. Hilton, who was heckling the prosecutors, used to have a TV show about becoming classy and sophisticated.
May 7th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
I wonder if she wore underwear to court…
May 8th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
I was hoping we might get another video out of this…