All Natural

Manolo says, someone remind the Manolo, why is this sad person famous?

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15 Responses to “All Natural”

  1. e May 7, 2007 at 9:31 am #

    Because someone was bored, and had nothing better to do than to promote a gullible girl?

  2. Jeannie Dahl May 7, 2007 at 9:43 am #

    I agree. Why are we still even talking about Jessica Simpson? What has she done lately aside from “date” John Mayer?

  3. Sia May 7, 2007 at 10:31 am #

    She recently said in a interview: “I want people to remember me as a style icon.”

    Okayyy… Maybe she should buy a mirror first.

  4. Sue F. May 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm #

    Frankly, I did not recognize her here. Apart from that godawful jacket she looks good, more human and less strong-featured than usual.

  5. LaVida2 May 7, 2007 at 2:32 pm #

    The RACK…The End.

  6. oh Navel May 7, 2007 at 3:12 pm #

    Oompah loompah doopty-doo. I’ve got another riddle for you?

    Why is she orange? And not in a super-fantastic I just went shopping at Hermes way, no no in the very worst sense of the term “orange” like a muppet. Or, actually, an orange…..

  7. Ryno May 7, 2007 at 7:05 pm #

    I cannot pass up the chance to say that the sad person is famous for the same reason that the famous person is sad. She was shamelessly pimped and expolited by an ***hole dad into a lifestyle she would not have chosen for herself, and was not fully equipped to deal with.

  8. Ryno May 7, 2007 at 7:08 pm #

    I cannot pass up the chance to say that the sad person is famous for the same reason that the famous person is sad. She was shamelessly pimped and expolited by a lecherous ***hole dad into a lifestyle she would not have chosen for herself, and was not fully equipped to deal with.

  9. Ryno May 7, 2007 at 7:09 pm #

    My apologies for posting twice. It was one of those internet glitches. A round of sangria for everyone.

  10. Wildflower May 7, 2007 at 7:13 pm #

    Aw. Am I the only person who finds it difficult to dislike her? She seems like dimbulb in her interviews, but a sweet, good-natured dimbulb. The plastic surgery is sad, though. She was a pretty girl to begin with, and she’s not near old enough to have age-related things to hide. What prompted her to go that route?

  11. Livia May 7, 2007 at 8:03 pm #

    THAT’S Jessica Simpson?

  12. la petite chou chou May 7, 2007 at 8:48 pm #

    I find it revolting to have one’s chest hanging out like that.
    She wants to be remembered as a fashion icon? Then get some fashion sense. Good grief.

  13. The Princesse May 7, 2007 at 8:54 pm #

    And also some La Prarie for those bazoombas, puh-lease! And honey, go see the Bobbi Brown. Last night’s mascara looks so raw on you.

  14. WhoWhatWear May 8, 2007 at 3:24 pm #

    Wildflower–I agree with you. I like her. poor jess :(

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  15. Cris May 8, 2007 at 10:00 pm #

    If she tours Iceland, she’ll need Bjork’s hat to keep those things warm.

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