Comments on: The Costume Institute Gala

By: J

Thu, 10 May 2007 20:37:39 +0000

I think the prob with Jessica Simpson is mostly her make-up actually…not the boobies so much…she needs some dark eyeliner…somewhere…the make-up is HORRIBLE and is creating the fembot look. Making it even worse is the brown hair…maybe her boobies are actually as always and its just her coloring in make-up and hair (and dress) is just all so, so wrong.

By: Bree

Bree — Wed, 09 May 2007 19:18:33 +0000

Wow…jessica simpson looks sad and dejected. She used to actually smile in her pictures. If that is her doing sultry she needs to rent cat on a hot tin roof and check liz taylor doing sultry. She just looks kind of like a plastic blow up doll with a sagging rack. Sadness for her.

By: themusicvids.com

themusicvids.com — Wed, 09 May 2007 09:44:22 +0000

Salma Hayek will be a beautiful mother.

If she will have a girl, I can bet that her daughter will be as beautiful as her.

And btw: THAT is Jessica Simpson? Holy cow! WTF happened to her?

By: Gina

Gina — Wed, 09 May 2007 07:32:20 +0000

I did not recognize Jessica Simpson. I had to read the comments to find out the identity of the person!

By: la petite chou chou

la petite chou chou — Wed, 09 May 2007 03:38:30 +0000

Seriously though. She looks more like she is at the WWF…cut that skirt off at the arse and put a numbered sign in her hand and what do you have…? I’d even go so far as to say she looks mannish because of how disproportionately large her up top to her down below.

By: Empress

Empress — Wed, 09 May 2007 01:02:03 +0000

Yes, perhaps Salma could have chosen more wisely in the costume department (or chosen something that truely flattered her fabulous pregnant shape), but on her arm is a billionaire fiance. A wise choice, indeed! Kiki, on the other hand, besides choosing an outfit that uses far too many yards of satin, seems to have chosen a strange cow/boy/child on her arm who is badly in need of a Major Style Makeover himself. Perhaps she took the term ‘Costume Institute Gala’ a bit too literally, and thought she needed to dress for Halloween? As for Ms. Simpson….oh, dear. It’s a good thing that she doesn’t seem to know the Beyonce armpit-flashing pose, as both of her girls would most certainly not only escape from their metallic, beaded bondage but would knock out Ms. Wintour and anyone else in range. As my dear mother used to say ‘some people’s taste is all in their mouth’!

By: Ann S

Ann S — Tue, 08 May 2007 18:09:35 +0000

Nature hates a vaccum. With the passing of Anna Nicole, Jessica has stepped up to be the bimbo (brown/green hair and all) of the day.

By: gemdiva

gemdiva — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:29:10 +0000

Jessica, gag me with a spoon, Simpson looks like she’s auditioning to be the new Barbie doll. Why does her skin look plastic and shiny? I’m thinking fembot?

Salma Hayek is gorgeous no matter what condition she’s in or what she wears.

Kirsten Dunst……well we were all young once.

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:11:02 +0000

My favorite line regarding this scowling Miss-Universe-Gone-Very-Very-Bad look is from the gals at gofugyourself who said (regarding those perilously-contained bosoms): “What if one of them pops out and hits Anna Wintour right in the bob?”

*tee-hee!*

By: Renée

Renée — Tue, 08 May 2007 16:58:02 +0000

…since when does dying your hair brown make you intelligent and deep? A true brunette must suffer the indignities of gray hairs at 30 and oh yeah, go to college and read some books. I think this whole new generation of bimbos needs to be locked up together in the big house.