Manolo says, after seeing the latest pictures from the this year’s manifestation of the Eurovision “song” contest the Manolo has decided that action must be taken. The Eurovision Song Contest must be outlawed!
Here are the Manolo’s top five reasons from this year.
1. Shrieking Moldovan hotties in the low-rise, leather half-kilty pants.
2. Danish la Cage aux Fools.
3. Maltese Goldfinger stalker and his victim.
4. Menacing Austro-Seussian fur creatures and their spokesman.
5. Nothing they can ever put on the Eurovision stage will exceed the entertainment value of My Lovely Horse.0