XYZ, Maestro, XYZ

By Manolo the Shoeblogger
May 15, 2007 in John Galliano with 17 Comments

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Manolo says, Galliano! With the poochy little belly and the Dita von Teese and the barn door open!

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17 Responses to “XYZ, Maestro, XYZ”

  1. memomachine May 15, 2007 at 3:51 pm #

    Hmmmm.

    You have to wonder why she’s looking at him and why they’re both smiling.

  2. Lady Prisspott May 15, 2007 at 5:10 pm #

    I seem to be missing the photo.

  3. Manolo the Shoeblogger May 15, 2007 at 5:16 pm #

    Ayyyyy! The Manolo has now fixed it.

  4. Ruffa la Femme May 15, 2007 at 5:19 pm #

    He looks very feline here, like some sort of skeevy alley cat.

  5. DAL May 15, 2007 at 7:02 pm #

    Is it just me or is his fly open?

  6. Jenny May 15, 2007 at 7:10 pm #

    Like night and day, those two.

  7. ginny May 15, 2007 at 7:59 pm #

    Ah. The little troll of the fashion is a boxer troll.

  8. la petite chou chou May 15, 2007 at 8:03 pm #

    Barn door = fly.

    I have a coworker who makes that face when he’s up to something…

  9. Cris May 15, 2007 at 8:10 pm #

    What is there to say about a guy who appears to buy his clothes from the Spanish Cavalry thrift shop? Glad it was just his fly he left open. It could have been his flanks.

  10. The Princesse May 15, 2007 at 8:13 pm #

    Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy matey.

  11. Jeannie Dahl May 15, 2007 at 8:17 pm #

    “XYZ” = eXamine Your Zipper.

    Also, always remember to roll your mouse over the image for the “secret” joke.

  12. La Petite Acadienne May 15, 2007 at 10:10 pm #

    It is a testament to Galliano’s funkiness, however, that one almost has to stop and wonder whether the open fly is a deliberate part of his ensemble.

    “You know you want the funky little fashion troll. Look…I have even left my pantalons unbuttoned so as to torment you with what you want so desperately, but cannot have. Well…maybe you can have it, if you bring me another appletini and smile pretty.”

  13. BeckyJ May 15, 2007 at 10:19 pm #

    Ya know, La Petite, that was my first thought too…..

  14. Phyllis May 15, 2007 at 10:21 pm #

    Ant Mu-u-usic…

  15. Jenbug May 16, 2007 at 1:08 pm #

    I’m certainly neutral on the accessibility of Mr. Galliano’s crotch, with a leaning towards ‘Do not want.’ But Yayyyy Dita Von Teese out in public after scraping off that nasty skinny thing that followed her home and pretended it was love. I had been worried about Miss Dita’s happiness (no matter how hot you are, being ditched by your alcoholic husband for a 19 year old MUST still hurt) but as she’s out and about and still GORGEOUS I am pleased. Good for her, trading a zombie for a troll! Trolls need love too, zombies just need brains and constant stroking of their pathetic little ego.

  16. elayne May 16, 2007 at 8:29 pm #

    Thank God he’s at least wearing underwear!

  17. la petite chou chou May 17, 2007 at 12:31 am #

    Ha. I had no idea about the scrolling over the picture for the Manolo’s secret jokes…