Decision to Wear Crocs Ill-Considered
Manolo says, the Robin Givhan of the Washington Post has spoken. Heed her wisdom.
Did someone say comfortable? Because this is a culture quick to justify wearing virtually anything in the name of comfort — pajama bottoms as pants, sneakers as business footwear, leggings in lieu of trousers, Uggs with miniskirts — Crocs now rival flip-flops as the most annoyingly omnipresent style of summer footwear. City streets are inundated with shuffling phalanxes of men and women with bright orange, yellow and red Bozo feet.
The shoes can look cute on children. But all those adults walking around in Crocs, going on about how comfortable they are, look like overgrown children. They are like the workday Peter Pans who carry backpacks in the city. Not grown-up leather backpacks, but the kind made of nylon with water bottles stuck inside a web of bungee cords and a canister of Bear Be Gone hanging off the side. They have mistaken their walk to the office for a climb to the summit of the Grand Tetons.
Why, oh why, must people assimilate perfectly reasonable, functional and cheeky sports attire into street clothes? Why couldn’t they keep their Crocs on the boat or in the garden?
Testify, Sister Robin, testify!
If this not enough to convince you that the Crocs are the abominations, perhaps you will listen to the Tim Gunn.
And if the combined weight of the Manolo, the Robin Givhan, and the Tim Gunn do not convince you that the Crocs should be avoided, you are perhaps beyond redemption.
P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friends who sent him this important article.
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aylaanne 15 years ago
I have a pair of purple crocs. I bought them a month ago because I hate wearing socks in summer and I needed a pair of closed-toe shoes to wear at work. I work nights in an assisted living community and so I can go without shoes for much of my shift, but when I’m interacting with residents I need to be wearing footwear that covers up my bad pedicure and is slip-resistant. Crocs allow me to do that, and they don’t make my feet smell like other closed-toe, sockless shoes. I avoid wearing them when going anywhere else, but I am guilty of slipping them on for a quick trip to the grocery store because the color makes them easier to find than my other shoes.
They’re the ugliest things in my closet, though. I hate them. If you can recommend another closed-toe shoe that offers the same easy-wear, easy-care, no-smelly-feet solution, I’d gladly sell them. Everyone out here seems to have them.
wildflower 15 years ago
aylaanne, are you saying that you normally go barefoot (as do I, but only when sitting at my desk or at home), but then put on your crocs *when you need to look decent*?
And you’d *sell them*??
I hope you’re joking! Used plastic shoes? Ugh!
How about some of those shoes that are perforated? Or lacy? Or croched? You know what I’m talking about? They breathe!
Lilly Munster 15 years ago
“Everyone out here seems to have them.”
Eeeeewwww…….!
Fortunately for me, hardly anyone wears them where I live.
Wildflower is right, there are better looking and comfortable shoes that allow feet to “breath”.
Never teh Bride 15 years ago
Strolling around Disney World after our nuptials, The Beard and I saw more Crocs than we’d ever seen in our entire lives. You don’t see them much around metro Boston…but in Florida there were Croc kiosks everywhere!
Phyllis 15 years ago
Crocs are like smoking, and depite the numerous warnings and against their better judgement, people will presist in their devotion to an abomination.
Anonymous 15 years ago
I live in Taipei and my eyes get offended by Crocs everyday. I’ve seen a few Crocs outlets around too. Crocs are the ugliest things ever…won’t even insult the word shoes by referring to them as such. The worst I saw was a college girl wearing yellow on one foot and orange on the other. These things really need to be exterminated.
Elvira 15 years ago
I needed comfortable shoes to wear at a camp after a long hike into the Grand Canyon. Most importantly, they needed to be light, since I’d have to carry them in my backpack. So I bought a pair of fuschia Crocs, and they were indeed light, almost weightless, and they did indeed give my poor feet a break after a difficult day in my hiking boots.
But they’re still just cheap, plastic, incredibly ugly shoes, and I have not worn them since. As a matter of fact, they’re in the basement with my backpack and trekking poles instead of in my closet with all of my other shoes (including the aforementioned hiking boots). They’re not good enough to be real shoes.
Shamhat 15 years ago
Had dinner last night at Ninja in Manhattan–fusion Japanese in a basement near Chambers, private rooms for each party. The guy at the corner seat at our table eventually realized that the guy at the corner seat at the table in the next room was David Hasselhoff. When he left, one of our party shouted, “Hi, David,” and Mr. Hasslehoff graciously turned, waved, and said good night to us. He’s remarkably tall!
Brianna 15 years ago
Don’t sell or even donate them. That’s like purposely spreading the plague. To Never teh Bride, Florida is where America goes to die. Their choice of shoes doesn’t matter to the rest of the world.
Tia Nieve 15 years ago
The Tia shamefully admits to owning a pair of Crocs in the subdued green color. However, the Tia has never, never never worn the Crocs outside the boundaries of the Casa Nieve. Even when the Tia visits the Market of Superness for a quart of milk, the Tia wears more elegant footwear, such as the flipflop.
Tia Nieve 15 years ago
The Tia respectfully asks alaaaynne why does she have a bad pedicure to hide? Can she not get a soothing and comforting pedicure, with the subtle and pleasing clear or pale polish, so that she does not have to feel embarrased by her toes?
Indeed, the feet of the alaaynne wold feel ever so much better if given such a treat.
Perhaps a pedicure at home, if the alaaynne finds a salon inconvenient or costly?
Kat 15 years ago
The crocs are indeed an abomination, and for the commenter who was looking for an alternative, these are wonderful shoes:
http://www.dansko.com/Product_Detail.aspx?StyleName=Narrow%20Pro&ID1=812&ID2=020202&VID=582
Dansko clogs, while not exactly a red-hot fashion item, has all the comfort of the croc with none of the unsightly holes nor colours.
However, I must know why you’re wearing open shoes in a line of work where someone leaving bodily fluids on your feet is not out of the question!
Sharon 15 years ago
People seem to like them alot here also. I don’t think they look comfortable at all. That and they are so ugly. I would never buy a pair of these.
Tia Nieve 15 years ago
They are quite comfortable for going to the laundry room or getting the morning paper. That is all.
Nenalovesshoes 15 years ago
Ugly, chunky, unstylish and possibly comfortable (yet to be tested by La Nena because I think comfortable is a word of many meanings) but there are so many other comfortable options around which would totally kill the crocs if exposed. Somehow, good marketing is working here.
Fatfashionista 15 years ago
Thankfully the adults in my small town have not embraced the crocs.. which is amazing really considering my town. But while on vacation last year I noticed hundreds… okay maybe just lots… of people… adults mind you… wearing crocs as pool and beach shoes. They came in every color and I was amazed that so many people had thought this was right. Have they never heard of the flip flop which is also light and rubber and much cuter? Or my personal favorite and pool shoe of the Fatfashionista, the Oka B.? Also rubber and light weight but with ribbon?
Katie 15 years ago
I went to a Rush concert recently. I saw more men with mullets than I did people wearing Crocs (I kept a running tally in my faithful notebook). This lead me to a quite perplexing hypothesis. That is that even southern hicks have better fashion taste than to sport Crocs in public. No puede ser!
I’ve plenty of flat comfy shoes. My favorite being a pair of brown flat Josef Siebel mary janes I’ve worn to the point of having resoled. Sadly they no longer make the mary jane I own, but the Maddie by Josef Siebel is pretty darn cute.
Rachel 15 years ago
ohhh, Katie.
Rush fans are “southern hicks”? Where’s my fainting couch?
Katie 15 years ago
“Rush fans are “southern hicks”?”
LOL, of course not, I just happen to live in the South! Even opera fans down here would include the mulleted. Welcome to Nascar country.
pbird 15 years ago
If you really wish to thrill and appall wear Keen’s strange rubber vegan sandals! I do and they seem to do the job and are very comfy.
raincoaster 15 years ago
I have no problem with people who wear Crocs to take out the garbage, to sit in back room cubicles all day, to watch tv, whatever, as long as they don’t try to pretend they look anything other than juvenile and ugly. All those “comfort is beauty” people need to step back, realize they spent forty bucks for twenty-five cents worth of plastic, and get over themselves. Comfort is comfort. None of the strangers upon whom you inflict the sight of your hideous shoes give a rat’s ass that you’re comfortable.
Also: what ever happened to shoes that are comfortable and presentable? If they’re not presentable, don’t present them in public. As Miss Manners says, nobody cares what you wear when you’re alone.
Anonymous 15 years ago
I noted today the Taiwanese student playing tennis wearing a pair of brown Crocs. Now I know Crocs also double as tennis shoes. You learn something new everyday.
Lori 15 years ago
What’s wrong with an actual pair of canvas tennis shoes if you need casual, close-toed shoes?
Poochie 15 years ago
I hate these Crocs so much! Slip on Keds are a much better, comfy, breathable and lightweight (although I prefer the Classics which lace up).
My free idea for the day is: I think there should be a TV show like “Honey, we’re killing the kids” but done for fashion. They can show with the time-lapse aging photography how these kids will end up mulletted with overalls in 25 years.
Ick!
Jess 15 years ago
Aylaanne, I must second the Dankso clogs. I’m a photographer and on my feet (often on concrete) for long stretches of time. I also have sweaty feet and like to wiggle my toes. :-) The Dansko clogs are so comfortable with a roomy toe box (but they don’t fly off your feet if you’re in a hurry) and look physical-labor dressy. And they breathe really well. I know lots of nurses and fellow photogs who swear by them. I know I do.
cettyAntile 15 years ago
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rhnna 14 years ago
OKA b’s are the worst thing in the South…ugly rubber shoe with huge printed bow….women here wear them to dress up…gross….