Readings from the Book of Hasselhoff
Manolo says, daily affirmation from Don’t Hassel the Hoff. Today’s reading is from page 81.
I had been in South Africa for only twenty-four hours when I noticed that black South Africans would always shake my hand in such a way as to show they had no weapons up their sleeve. I walked onto a segregated bus, even though people warned me not to. I said to myself, “Hasselhoff can’t board that bus, but Michael Knight can!” To the consternation of the security guards, I boarded the bus. Every passenger was black and they began hugging and kissing me; everyone wanted to shake my hand.
The word of the Hoff!
There is a term for this condition, but it eludes me at the moment..
“There is a term for this condition, but it eludes me at the moment..”
I could think of a few terms. None polite.
Poor Hass,
If the delusions get him through the day, so be it.
Luv
Poochie
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