Readings from the Book of Hasselhoff

Manolo says, daily affirmation from Don’t Hassel the Hoff. Today’s reading is from page 81.

I had been in South Africa for only twenty-four hours when I noticed that black South Africans would always shake my hand in such a way as to show they had no weapons up their sleeve. I walked onto a segregated bus, even though people warned me not to. I said to myself, “Hasselhoff can’t board that bus, but Michael Knight can!” To the consternation of the security guards, I boarded the bus. Every passenger was black and they began hugging and kissing me; everyone wanted to shake my hand.

The word of the Hoff!








3 Responses to “Readings from the Book of Hasselhoff”




  1. Noga Says:

    There is a term for this condition, but it eludes me at the moment..




  2. Anonymous Says:

    “There is a term for this condition, but it eludes me at the moment..”

    I could think of a few terms. None polite.




  3. Poochie Says:

    Poor Hass,

    If the delusions get him through the day, so be it.

    Luv
    Poochie
    http://shoedaydreams.blogspot.com/




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