Readings from the Book of Hasselhoff
Manolo says, daily readings from Don’t Hassel the Hoff. Today, page 210.
Someone handed me a koala bear and I was supposed to cuddle it for a few minutes and say how cute it was. I should have known better. The little monster sunk its claws into my arm and refused to let go.
Peter Allen, the Boy from Oz, was one of the acts and, while he was performing, people tried to prise the bear free but its claws were embedded under my skin. It took forty minutes to restore the power supply and longer than that during the commercial breaks to get rid of the bear. The whole thing was something of an ordeal and I was relieved when the show wrapped and it was party time.
The word of the Hoff!
Cute and vicious, that’s how I like ‘em.
Thanks be to the Hoff
Animals sense the crazy.
; )
Luv
Poochie
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KOALA BEARS!!!!
Lets all tourists understand …..Koala bears are only cute and cuddly until they decide they want to climb to the top of your head!….They do that in trees you may understand.
Look at the claws…30cms long, hard as nails and as pointy as a new rope spike.Believe me if they dig into you, you are going to suffer, and have some REALLY bad scars to show for it.
And they BITE. The bite of a Koala, Kangaroo or Wombat is very very hard.It will hurt if you can stand pain , if not it will cause you to sceam your head off.
Come to Australia, pat the animals, please dont pick them up.
Every sentence should start with the words “Someone handed me a koala bear.”