Readings from the Book of Hasselhoff
Manolo says, daily readings from Don’t Hassel the Hoff. Today, pages 260-261
When I took stock of my personal relationships, I realized there was a lot of work to be done. I believe a man needs a wife just as much as children need a mother, so it was a very, very difficult time for me to cope with the new arrangements. The only thing that kept me going was the love of my children.
Hayley was quite funny about my dating. When a twenty-year-old girl tried to hit on me, she said, ‘Dad, that is appalling — that girl is twenty and she only likes you because you’re a celebrity.’
‘What’s wrong with that?’
‘And she only likes you because you’re rich.’
‘What’s wrong with that?’
So Hayley put an age limit on my dating partners: no one younger than thirty-five, but after a while I negotiated that down to twenty-eight.
The Word of the Hoff!
August 17th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
It would seem the Hoff has raised a sensible child. He should listen to her more often. The Hoff is a little to old for the nimble 20 year olds. Was this the child who videotaped him drunk?
August 17th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
I am very much enjoying the readings from the Book of Hasselhoff. I especially like the genuine query “What’s wrong with that?”
August 18th, 2007 at 12:02 am
Eeewww….gross.
Luv
Poochie
http://shoedaydreams.blogspot.com/
August 18th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Woot! I’m old enough to date the Hoff! Now where did I put that to do list?