Manolo says, Ayyyyyy! The Manolo is frightened!
Frightened not by the fishy shape of this ugly, $1000 dollar shoe, but by the idea that the maestro Christian Louboutin could design such monstrosities.
When your attempt to be whimsical results the green python fish shoes that appear to be regurgitating the wearer’s toes, do not be surprised if others question your judgment and taste.
The Manolo would put this shoe into his Gallery of the Horrors, but he is too dispirited. He must now go lay down with the cold compress on his forehead.
Please discuss this among yourselves while he is gone.
P.S. Via the Manolo’s internet friends at the Fashion Police