Manolo says, daily readings from Don’t Hassel the Hoff. Today, page 103.
Nobody knew I was in town so I enjoyed the freedom of not having to worry about paparazzi. Every day I’d drive across town from my rented apartment to visit my voice teacher and then go to the studio to record. One afternoon I had stopped at some lights when I saw a boy and a girl walking home from schoool wearing Knight Rider backpacks. I rolled down the window
‘Excuse me, have you seen KITT?’
‘My name is Michael Knight and I seem to have lost my car.’
They seemed rooted to the spot.
‘Well, guys, if you do see my car please say I’m looking for him. Here are some pictures to remember me by.’
As I drove away, I looked in the mirror and the kids were screaming and jumping in the air.
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