The Return of the Death Grip of Super Masculinity

Manolo says, it is back! The patented, kung fu neck grip of manly love!

14 Responses to “The Return of the Death Grip of Super Masculinity”

  1. Zander August 29, 2007 at 7:32 am #

    Sometimes we need to keep our chicks in line.

    By the way, I heard this is a great place to meet horny women. Zander has arrived.

  2. Poochie August 29, 2007 at 8:15 am #

    What the heck is his deal. I actually love my husband but if he was gripping on to me like that, I would be like: “Get off!”

    So annoying in so many ways.

    Luv
    Poochie
    http://www.shoedaydreams.com

  3. Phyllis August 29, 2007 at 8:58 am #

    Kung Fu? Looks Vulcan to me…

  4. karenwalker August 29, 2007 at 9:13 am #

    how did he get taller than her? is it the camera angle? or closet boy’s chunky boots?

  5. Toby Wollin August 29, 2007 at 10:54 am #

    Why is it, when I look at the whole series, there is this way uncomfortable feeling that he’s trying to make sure she doesn’t run away? I mean, has this guy never thought to just gently hold her hand?

  6. Cat August 29, 2007 at 11:04 am #

    “Elevator shoes and a strong pimp hand” — hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  7. VeddyVeddyBadAng August 29, 2007 at 11:47 am #

    Remember when she was born and everyone was saying how she doesn’t look like their child or Asian or something? I think she does now, especially her mommy.

  8. daisyj. August 29, 2007 at 1:12 pm #

    The hand is indeed disturbing, but I must say, I love her haircut.

  9. Roxy August 29, 2007 at 1:38 pm #

    Cat, in her Catness, beat me to the punch.
    Punch. In a discussion regarding a highly modified headlock.
    Ha!

    Still quite disturbing, in it’s own loony leaping on the furniture way.

  10. Phyllis August 29, 2007 at 5:20 pm #

    Looks Vulcan to me!

  11. Fattypants August 29, 2007 at 6:21 pm #

    Aw, you guys…he’s just pushing her head down so she won’t look taller than him.

  12. LilyBart August 29, 2007 at 9:45 pm #

    What’s with Tom’s haircut?

  13. e August 29, 2007 at 10:04 pm #

    I think they both need help with their hair.

  14. Pencils August 30, 2007 at 12:42 pm #

    His hair is undoubtedly for the Nazi movie he’s making. But I don’t get the death grip thing. I would also tell my husband to “Get off!!” if he did that. It’s weird and creepy. And he must be wearing some serious lifts in his shoes. Unless…he’s hired a taller body double to appear in pictures with Katie. Hmmmm. Or maybe it’s a space alien clone! Just even *more* perfect than Tom (6″ taller more perfect.) The Scientologists can do that, you know.