Osama bin Metrosexual

Manolos says, here is the Manolo’s latest piece for the Pajamas Media.

One of the Manolo’s internet friends has asked the Manolo what he thinks of the new look on display in the most recent video-taped appearance of the odious Osama bin Laden.

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In the simple phrase, we now have witnessed the arrival of “Osama bin Metrosexual”.

With the freshly dyed beard, it is obvious that here is yet another sorry example of the aging man who has resorted to the Grecian Formula SPF50 in order to stave off the ravages of time; the man for whom the grey beard is not the mark of honor and of the life well lived, but of the irretrievable loss of youth.

Trust the Manolo, Osama, this look is not working for you.

Please go now and read the rest.

11 Responses to “Osama bin Metrosexual”

  1. Annalucia September 9, 2007 at 11:39 am #

    Ah! Manolo dear, how you make the Annalucia laugh. She will have to bookmark this article and keep it alongside “The Chics of the Dictators.” (She still giggles when she thinks of the Manolo’s description of the crazyman of Iran as “the scourge of first period homeroom.”)

    However she was most thoroughly unsettled by the side by side photos of the late Ayatollah and the Sean Connery. Are we sure that this is not the Sir Sean having us on with a false beard and a turban? The resemblance, it is frightening.

  2. Cat September 9, 2007 at 12:34 pm #

    “If you send the Manolo your current address, the Manolo can have some friends deliver to you the special 1000-pound, laser-guided makeover package.”

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  3. Leah September 9, 2007 at 11:52 pm #

    Or, the video’s not even recent.

  4. Phyllis September 10, 2007 at 7:28 am #

    I guess the kidney transplant worked!

  5. WendyB September 10, 2007 at 10:22 am #

    “Grecian Formula SPF 50″ makes the Wendy laugh.

  6. lisa September 10, 2007 at 12:04 pm #

    Dont u get it!! It’s a HOAX!! Wrong man! This new usama is not the real usama.

  7. Meg Q September 10, 2007 at 5:43 pm #

    For some reason, that picture of Bert & Osama cracks me up every time.

  8. la petite chou chou September 11, 2007 at 2:31 am #

    The mouth looks the same though. And how would he think anyone could fall for it being a double that POORLY done. HA

  9. pbird September 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm #

    Hm, the eyebrows look different to me…

  10. La BellaDonna September 11, 2007 at 6:14 pm #

    Hola to the PBird, whom La BellaDonna finds most perspicacious. Upon closer investigation, not only are the eyebrows different, the shape of the orbital socket is different, and the bridge of the nose is significantly narrower. The differences, they are the tad unsettling.

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