Like Riding a Wire Fence
Manolo says, the Professor Ann provides us with another memorable fashion-related quote.
“And another thing – the crotch, down where your nuts hang – is always a little too tight… so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it’s just like riding a wire fence. These are almost, these are the best I’ve had anywhere in the United States…”
“But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can’t leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to. “
Plain-Spoken Vulgarity thy name is Mr. President!
I read this post half an hour ago and I’m still laughing!
Spoken like a real Texan, and even that quote is still more intelligible than most of what comes out of the mouth of the fake Texan now occupying the Oval Office.
God, I miss that guy. And his lovely wife (he must have given her fits) too. The current occupant is no more a Texan than I am. Yee-haw.
He had that right – give a man a little comfort where a man needs it.
deja, violette – seek help.
You can’t read a funny anecdote about LBJ without jumping all over GWB. That’s a sign of obssession – an unhealthy one.
Mikey, please buy a sense of humor. You can use my credit card. Deja, Violette, couldn’t agree with you more on all scores. Can you even begin to imagine LBJ in a pair of Crocs?
“Ode on a G-string,” the Southern version.
GWB is all the Texan anyone needs to be.