The Insufferable Trumps
Manolo says, it is not often the Manolo feels like slapping someone based solely upon appearances.
It is unprecedented that he would feel this way about three peoples at once.
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October 17th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Slap them once for me, Manolo.
October 17th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Jr. sure looks like a ton of fun.
October 17th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Good God! It’s the third Menendez brother, his smarmy lawyer, and a very youthful Judge Judy!
October 17th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Ivanka looks like she’s already heavily botoxed and/or had some work done - and what is she, 27? That said, I’ve always found her rather likeable - the best of the Trumps. And at least she’s no Paris Hilton. She has an MBA from Wharton and works for a living (sort of).
The Donald and Junior, however, make my skin crawl.
October 17th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
I kinda like Ivanka since she stopped modeling and doing runway shows. I like smart, well educated women with bitchy demeanors for some reason……I guess it kind of reminds me of myself.
October 17th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
You could do the Moe Howard Multi-Slap. You’ve seen it, on The Three Stooges.
Drum up some motivation and momentum, get your arm swinging, and play the Rocky tune if necessary.
Right-handed? Begin with the insolent Ivanka, and continue past desperate Donald, on to jerky-boy Jr. If you’re a lefty, start with Jr. and move on to Donald, and onward, to end it with Ivanka.
Mind Donald’s wig-hat, it’s liable to fly off during this process. If it should land on the floor, be sure to take advantage of it’s location, by wiping your feet on it at the end of the ordeal.
October 17th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
I have to go with angelhair and la vida on this one. A pretty girl born into wealth could easily go the way of Paris Hilton, but she actually got an MBA. Not just a token bachelor’s in something lightweight so she could say she went to college, but an advanced degree from a solid school. And now she’s actually applying it. Not too shabby.
October 17th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I’m in the pro-Ivanka camp. Her dad left her mom and took up with not one, but two (or is it more?) women after that, yet Ivanka appears to comport herself with a lot of dignity and elegance. She’s pretty and stylish and not trashy. I’ve not read anything really negative about her. She’s working and even if it’s for her dad’s company, I suspect Wharton doesn’t let you out if you can’t do the work.
October 17th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
I agree about Ivanka, but the other two - slap them for me - twice!
October 18th, 2007 at 8:54 am
I like Ivanka. She’s intelligent, she’s involved in the family business and looks good. She can’t help it if her father is the Donald.
October 18th, 2007 at 10:29 am
For a man of such ridiculous wealth, the Donald seems relatively down-to-earth. And at least those Trump kids aren’t ever photographed falling out of limos while wearing no undergarments!
October 18th, 2007 at 10:30 am
For a man of such ridiculous wealth, the Donald seems relatively down-to-earth. And at least those Trump kids aren’t ever photographed falling out of limos while wearing no undergarments!
October 18th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
[…] although why in the name of all that is holy you’d want your precious treasure to resemble that cotton-candy monstrosity of a comb-over I cannot […]
October 18th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Some people are just so easy to hate.
October 19th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Please forgive me for saying this,
but that is the most ‘human’ smile I have ever seen
on His Donaldships face.
…or is the adjective I am searching for “earthen”?
(was cabbage served with dinner?)
Browsing through an in-flight AlItalia ragazine two days ago
I was struck by an advertisement
Apparently Mr. (T)rump is endorsing a correspondence school
which teaches predatory business tactics
and, one hopes, proper moussing techniques.
The ad was shocking because it had his image in his usual menaceful glower.
We can be certain that multiple memos and meetings were had
making sure that that photo was placed FIRST and ABOVE the text
and in NOT LESS THAN a 2″x3″ insert space.
My jetlag was not helped by seeing it.