Comments on: The Insufferable Trumps

By: Chairman of the Bored

Chairman of the Bored — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:09:19 +0000

Please forgive me for saying this,
but that is the most ‘human’ smile I have ever seen
on His Donaldships face.
…or is the adjective I am searching for “earthen”?
(was cabbage served with dinner?)

Browsing through an in-flight AlItalia ragazine two days ago
I was struck by an advertisement
Apparently Mr. (T)rump is endorsing a correspondence school
which teaches predatory business tactics
and, one hopes, proper moussing techniques.
The ad was shocking because it had his image in his usual menaceful glower.
We can be certain that multiple memos and meetings were had
making sure that that photo was placed FIRST and ABOVE the text
and in NOT LESS THAN a 2″x3″ insert space.

My jetlag was not helped by seeing it.

By: daisyj.

daisyj. — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:20:10 +0000

Some people are just so easy to hate.

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Baby Baldie? Try a BabyToupee » Teeny Manolo — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:36:21 +0000

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By: MeLizzard

MeLizzard — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:30:14 +0000

For a man of such ridiculous wealth, the Donald seems relatively down-to-earth. And at least those Trump kids aren’t ever photographed falling out of limos while wearing no undergarments!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:29:51 +0000

For a man of such ridiculous wealth, the Donald seems relatively down-to-earth. And at least those Trump kids aren’t ever photographed falling out of limos while wearing no undergarments!

By: shiloh

shiloh — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:54:45 +0000

I like Ivanka. She’s intelligent, she’s involved in the family business and looks good. She can’t help it if her father is the Donald.

By: kenju

kenju — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:01:18 +0000

I agree about Ivanka, but the other two – slap them for me – twice!

By: class-factotum

class-factotum — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:08:04 +0000

I’m in the pro-Ivanka camp. Her dad left her mom and took up with not one, but two (or is it more?) women after that, yet Ivanka appears to comport herself with a lot of dignity and elegance. She’s pretty and stylish and not trashy. I’ve not read anything really negative about her. She’s working and even if it’s for her dad’s company, I suspect Wharton doesn’t let you out if you can’t do the work.

By: wildflower

wildflower — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:55:22 +0000

I have to go with angelhair and la vida on this one. A pretty girl born into wealth could easily go the way of Paris Hilton, but she actually got an MBA. Not just a token bachelor’s in something lightweight so she could say she went to college, but an advanced degree from a solid school. And now she’s actually applying it. Not too shabby.

By: enc

enc — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:10:19 +0000

You could do the Moe Howard Multi-Slap. You’ve seen it, on The Three Stooges.

Drum up some motivation and momentum, get your arm swinging, and play the Rocky tune if necessary.

Right-handed? Begin with the insolent Ivanka, and continue past desperate Donald, on to jerky-boy Jr. If you’re a lefty, start with Jr. and move on to Donald, and onward, to end it with Ivanka.

Mind Donald’s wig-hat, it’s liable to fly off during this process. If it should land on the floor, be sure to take advantage of it’s location, by wiping your feet on it at the end of the ordeal.