The Bachelorette (Size 4, 116 Pounds) is Fat!
Manolo says, Glinda at the Teeny Manolo reads the Us Weekly Magazine so that we do not have to.
E-list “celebrity” Trista Sutter (the Bachelorette, just to remind anyone who may have watched the show) is on a mission to lose weight. You see, only three months ago, she became a mother. But according to her, “I’m definitely not pleased when I look in the mirror.” Trista, weighing in at a whopping 116 pounds and size four, wants to lose that pesky baby weight, stat!
In an interview with US Magazine, Trista reveals how she especially dislikes
my belly. It has a layer of fat, which, of course, your body has to put on, but it’s blubbery and I hate it. I want to be able to go bathing suit shopping for a vacation and not feel totally disgusted… I just don’t feel good in a lot of my clothes.
Trista, Trista. Can I sit down with you for a second? We need to have a conversation. Go ahead and get comfy, because this might take a while.
Naturally, Glinda attempts to set her straight.
Meanwhile, at the Manolo for the Big Girl, Plumcake takes the more practical approach.
October 26th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
God, what a porkchop.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
If she weighs 116 lbs then People magazine has used some editing tools to make her look heavier. Gee, I wish I had the problem of having to lose weight at 116!
October 26th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
I can’t believe what a shallow, warped perspective this woman has. You should’ve been at MY house 3 months post-partum, Trista: you could’ve scolded me for scarfing down apple pie al a mode 3x a day and scoffed at the vast expanse of real estate I called my butt. Unlike you and your darling husband, my spouse and I didn’t have much time to collaborate on reducing the size of my thighs. We were otherwise engaged with weekly doctor visits, daily therapies and 3AM trips to the ER with our disabled, chronically ill baby. There are things in this life that are much more important that your weight or your dress size. This woman had a healthy, normal baby, 14 more minutes of fame than she’s entitled to and she’s whining that she ‘doesn’t feel sexy’? Sorry to be so blunt (then again, maybe I’m not!) but get it in perspective, lady!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
At the same time, Miss England, also a size 4 and weighing 126 pounds, has been told she’s too skinny and must gain some weight.
October 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Sad, sad, sad. Americans are crazy idiots, huh?
Breast feed that kid and you’ll lose that weight real quickly, girlfriend!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
But how tall is she? 116 pounds at 5′10 isn’t the same as 116 pounds at 5′2.
October 28th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Yes, but I’m 5′2″ and I can tell you that wanting to lose ten pounds when you’re at 116 is just a little freaky.