Manolo says, it is again Monday, and you woke up filled with indignation at the dreary, narrow-minded, Croc-wearing peoples who would ruin your extravagant shoe-based fun. Who are they to suggest that the purchase and enjoyment of $500 shoes is in any way immoral?

Bah!

Ayyyy! Pedro Garcia Jeweled Buckle d’Orsay shoes!

One look at these, and all is again right with the world, and the nattering nay-sayers in their peasant shoes are recognized as insignificant distractions from essential things, such as beauty and truth, and the truth in beauty.