Manolo says, ayyyyyy! This was perhaps the most boring Awards of the Academy ever! All of the ladies were in red, all of the gentlemens in black, all of the Jon Stewarts in tedious.
But, fear not, dear friends, there is some small grist for our celebrity mill.
For the example…
Ms. Wilma Flintsone and her richly deserved award.
Vision of the future red carpet, circa 2035 AD, Mr. Tom Cruise and Ms. Katie Holmes.
Best Actor Nominee, Mr. Mole.
Finally, the Manolo has the suggestion for next year’s master of the ceremony, someone whose lively personality and ready wit would undoubtedly make for the ceremony one no one would ever forget…