JUN
2008
23

Manolo’s Monday Miscellany

Manolo says, here are the few links which may perhaps amuse… At last count, Ms. Brown, an engineer, has more than 500 pairs, including a big collection of boots. She has turned a small bedroom in her home into a combination exercise room and shoe closet. And a spasm of pure rage passed through me. Who was this fat bastard to tell women that they were obese if they couldn’t fit into a size 10? To make clothes that half the population couldn’t wear? “There’s not a single woman who would not dream of embracing and kissing Vladimir Vladimirovich and…

JUN
2008
23

Prada for the First Monday of Summer

Manolo says, it is Monday and you are back at your desk and mightily ungruntled. Indeed, it may be said that now is the summer of your discontent, made gloomy winter by that son of the so-and-so, whom you have been dating for this past month. Oh, it all started out well enough; him tall, moderately handsome, tanned, and somewhat hairy in that outdoorsy way that makes dirty cargo shorts and Keen sandals seem sexy, especially when you are standing behind them in the Whole Foods Market. Next thing you know, you are at the coffee shop lying about your…

JUN
2008
20

High Heeled Shoe Racing Comes to America

Manolo says, the Manolo knew that it was only the matter of time until the Eastern European sport of stiletto racing arrived in America. Happily, it is for the good cause, as Regis and Kelly and Dr. Scholls will be sponsoring the big race in New York City to benefit the March of Dimes. And you can keep your zlotys and rubles and euros, as the top prize is $25,000 of the American dollars!

JUN
2008
20

Austrian Big Shoes

Manolo says, the Manolo finds it difficult to believe that this display of gigantic shoes is not located in China

JUN
2008
20

Manolo the Columnist

Manolo says, here is the Manolo’s latest column for the Express of the Washington Post. Dear Manolo, My banker boyfriend and I are going to Newport, Rhode Island, for a long Fourth of July weekend with some people from his work. We’re supposed to be boating in the afternoons, and going out on the town in the evenings. Please help. Jenny Manolo says, the Manolo hopes that his friend was not asking the Manolo to find the single shoe suitable for both daytime and evening activities, some sort of strappy, high-heeled, rubber-soled, deck shoe, perhaps. Better the Manolo thinks, to…

JUN
2008
19

Whose Shoes Wednesday…The Answer!

Manolo asked, whose shoes? Manolo answers, it is the Joan Rivers! Congratulations to the Manolo’s internet friend Blackbird who was the first to identify the always outrageous and overly botoxed Ms. Rivers.

JUN
2008
18

The Plaid Condom

Manolo says, Sao Paolo Fashion Week, catch the full-body fever!

JUN
2008
18

White Balsamic

Manolo says, the wise in the ways of the world Mr. Henry opines about the joys of white balsamic vinegar.

JUN
2008
18

Whose Shoes Wednesday

Manolo asks, whose shoes?

JUN
2008
17

Thank Goodness for Velcro…

Manolo says, otherwise it would take hours to get into and out of these very costly, old-school Dolce & Gabanna gladiator sandals. Yes, they may not be the most subtle expression of the Neo-Classical trend, but they are not entirely without their artless charm.

JUN
2008
17

What the Manolo Is…

Manolo says, it it Tuesday, time to see what the Manolo is… Reading… Watching… Listening to…

JUN
2008
13

White Socks and the Dark Dress Shoes

Manolo says, one of the Manolo’s archivist-historian friends sends the Manolo the following request. Dear Manolo, I was kidding my assistant Paul that our interns this summer were wearing white socks with dark shoes. He replied, “Oh, who do you think you are, The Manolo!” I’d appreciate it if The Manolo could send Paul a note explaining to him that good footwear needs appropriate hosiery. The Manolo reminds Paul (and you) that there is only one time when the white socks are acceptable with dark dress shoes…. When you are pretending to be Michael Jackson.