She Looks Great…

By Manolo the Shoeblogger
August 28, 2008 in Celebrity with 14 Comments

Manolo says, if you are shopping for dessicated chicken tendons.

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14 Responses to “She Looks Great…”

  1. Erin August 28, 2008 at 8:33 pm #

    Ha! It really is time she let go of the leotard..

  2. Anonymous August 28, 2008 at 9:11 pm #

    Ayyyyyyy! The Manolo has caused a spontaneous eruption of tea from my nose.
    The wit and accurate observation of The manolo once again suceed!

  3. Dezert Diva August 28, 2008 at 9:58 pm #

    Yikes! She would look super fantastic if she would learn what to cover up and when. Sadly, that will likely never happen.

  4. Judith in Umbria August 29, 2008 at 8:03 am #

    I was beginning to think I was the only one who noticed that this woman looks brutally ugly, if fit and skinny. I remember that Olga Korbut had that dried out and veiny lok immediately after finishing a difficult gymnastic routine. Madonna looks like that all the blurry time!
    Put your clothes on, Madonna! This is too terrible to expose!

  5. Jen August 29, 2008 at 2:38 pm #

    She’s starting to look like those old dudes in the Rolling Stones.

  6. Evie August 29, 2008 at 2:49 pm #

    Ah yes, the ever popular gymorexic aesthetic…

  7. La BellaDonna August 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm #

    Anorexia Athletica! Hunger, now served with Extra Pulled Ligaments!

  8. Molls August 29, 2008 at 6:42 pm #

    Jen, she sure is but Keith Richards looks the way he does because of sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. I bet he had fun too. Madge? Not so much. More like a Norma Desmond kind of fun.

    Manolo’s observation Madonna doing the chicken dance is up there with his observation a while back of Lagerfeld jumping with a guitar!

  9. BarkingDogShoes August 29, 2008 at 10:48 pm #

    Someone send her a J. Jill catalog.

  10. Rondi August 31, 2008 at 10:47 am #

    Jen — too funny and too right! And Molls, exactly! At least the Stones had fun developing the dessicated chicken look. There is something to be said for putting on a little weight (or at least being a little less sculpted) as one ages. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is in danger of going the way of Madonna, as well.

  11. Nancy August 31, 2008 at 11:22 am #

    Yeah, but I’d sure like to know who her plastic surgeon is. That face she bought looks great.

  12. Frances September 1, 2008 at 12:55 am #

    Madge should lighten up on the excessive exercise, she beginning to look like Chyna! But I do love the knee high lace up boots! Would The Manolo happen to know who made them?

  13. Anne September 1, 2008 at 4:54 pm #

    Where oh where is The Manolo for the chicken-chested forty-somethings??

    Sincerely,

    Anne – A Chicken-Chested Forty-Something

    PS and I don’t have a personal shopper, stylist, or the means to obtain one

  14. Holden Magroin September 1, 2008 at 8:56 pm #

    Oh Madge, you put the ‘sin’ in sinewy…!