Manolo says, here are the few witticisms the Manolo has twittered over the past couple of the weeks.
To the middle-aged lady at the next table: you are not the newsboy, and yet you wear the newsboy cap. Please explain yourself, Madam.
Malibu celebrity sighting: Lindsey Lohan!!!!!!! At the Country Mart with Samantha Whats-her-noodle persued by the paparazzi mob.
Movie Review: Tetro. The ridiculous yet compelling Oedipal melodrama. As it should, Buenos Aires automotive traffic plays the major role.
Manolo Pet Peeves: grown women who affect to walk like the little girls. Subset of Peeve: Celebrities who stand with toes turned in for pix.
When Lady GaGa sings, “Just got my ass squeezed by Sexy Cupid” the Manolo imagines “The Ecstacy of St Theresa” by Bernini. Is this wrong?
Poor Michael Jackson. So talented, so tormented, so sad.
Billy Joel and his wife are getting divorced? Ayyy! This most romantic of love matches is ending? Can there be any hope for the rest of us?
So, go sign up for the Manolo’s Twitter and get the wisdom of the Manolo delivered in 140-character doses.
Manolo asked, whose shoes?
Manolo answers, it is the Weird Al Yankovic!
Congratulations to the Manolo’s internet friend Moxie, who was the first to correctly identify this personage of note.
And now, as the special bonus, something the Manolo calls “The Transformative Power of Good Grooming.”